What did Hasselhof Remove?

[Rosy Cheeks]

According to CNN, "Former "Baywatch" star David Hasselhoff has been in the hospital to have something removed above his eye, his publicist says.

His publicist, Judy Katz, told The Associated Press on Monday that "he's fine, he had something removed, he's coming out tonight."

She said he was taken to the University of California, Los Angeles Medical Center on Saturday, and that rumors that Hasselhoff checked into rehab were not true."

http://edition.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/04/22/hasselhoff.hospital.ap/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

Fishy, right? What did Hasselhoff remove? Chose from the poll, or state your own. All sleazy, under-the-belt theories will be concidered with uttermost objectivity.

 

[genkisan]

Who fucking cares?

David Hasselhof is a lame, talentless drunken puke of a washed-up mediocre actor, and deserves about as much media attention as small clump of regurgitated hair and mucus.


He needs to spend a few years scrubbing toilets in Cairo with a toothbrush, IMHO......give him a bit of perspective it will.

 

[bingobango]

A giant oreo,He said his boyfreind put some special milk up there and he was trying to dunk his biscuit in

 

[Rosy Cheeks]

Who fucking cares?

Well, lots of people invest emotionally and intellectually in the private lives of alcohol and Xanax addicted B-serie actors.

The vast majority (2 so far) have voted for the alien implant theory. Me too I suspected that Hasselhoff was one of those tall, blond blue eyed type aliens from the Pleiades, although I found out he wasn't. Apparently, they've got the technology to walk through solid matter, such as walls. Hasselhoff tried it once during a drinking binge, he didn't make it through.

 

[scrappy]

He's probablly gettin' the wrinkles out.....can you say pulled back!!!

 

[Babbabud]

this is worse then anything special K has ever posted

 

[BadTicket]

Prolly just plastic surgery. Wouldn't surprise me..

Imo Hoffy is so lame, he's kinda cool :smile:
He's still huge in Germany, but they'll buy anything there so i dono if that counts.

 

[The_Leader]

he had some old euro trash removed...lol

night rider ruled...not

or was it the last burger he ate drunk being removed from his nose?

man...humor...some get it. others, not so much...j/k

 

[Lune TNS]

He removed my dignity once I punched his name into google.

/nohomo

 

[trouble]

He said his boyfreind put some special milk up there and he was trying to dunk his biscuit in

Thats what I first believed when I read this. That Hassalhomos boyfriend accidentally stuck Hassalhomo in the eye with his twig while Hassalhomo was tossing his salad. However, the BBC just announced that Hassalhomo is suffering from a severe "no talent" infection of the brain and they had to remove it to be quarantined. They also added that the doctors are having a difficult time finding something small enough to put it in.




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[Dr Dog]

whats up with that hate people

Man is just trying to hold onto the fame he had as Micheal Knight, everyone one of you, would have probably made the same choices.

Anyways I voted for the alien one

 

[RudolfTheRed]

Nah, I wouldn't make the same choices as this douche. i have no ambitions about being famous so i wouldn't try and cling to whatever little fame i have left. its just pathetic.

 

[bingobango]

Nah, I wouldn't make the same choices as this douche. i have no ambitions about being famous so i wouldn't try and cling to whatever little fame i have left. its just pathetic,so true

 

[EddieShoestring]

Lets have a bit more raspek for the man who single handedly (almost) brought down the Berlin Wall with a soppy ballad-and thus ended the International Communist Conspiracy. If it wern't for The Hoff we'd either be eating mouldy cabbage in a Gulag-or we'd all be nuclear proliferated.

Bit worried about the reference to his boyfriend tho:he's not really ghey is he?

 

[Guest]

Baywatch was PRIMO tv!

He had Pamela Anderson's old implants removed...again

 

[Vetus Fossor]

I heard he had micro surgery to remove the penis from his forehead. Yep..he was a dickhead.