Tom Cruise furious about new medical strain

[ItsGrowTime]

SHOW ME THE MONEY!! Purple

 

[theredkitten]

so ...errr.....who is selling the tom cruise purple seeds? Or ummmm is it an elite clone only?> lol

 

[SomeGuy]

[Last Barman poem] from the movie Cocktail

Brian: I am the last barman poet
I see America drinking the fabulous cocktails I make
Americans getting stinky on something I stir or shake
The sex on the beach
The schnapps made from peach
The velvet hammer
The Alabama slammer.
I make things with juice and froth
The pink squirrel
The three-toed sloth.
I make drinks so sweet and snazzy
The iced tea
The kamakazi
The orgasm
The death spasm
The Singapore sling
The dingaling.
America you've just been devoted to every flavor I got
But if you want to got loaded
Why don't you just order a Tom Cruise Purple?

Dispensary is open.

 

[flubnutz]

penelope-peckered purple
stepford wife purple
rosemary's baby purple

 

[Trancerman]

where is the science in scientology?

 

[iseankimi]

fuck tom cruise

 

[DIGITALHIPPY]

typical clubs renaming shit...

thats why i truly believe names are meaningless.

probably just some GDP or grape ape that they renamed.
man glad i dont go to that club id laugh at them soo hard im sure they'd kick me out!

 

[geminibud]

Fuck Tom Cruise,little midget scientologist wacko cradle robber,If I saw Tom cruise in person.....I would knock him out and throw him in a dumpster.

I'm just saying...........

 

[Grobot]

F**K MAN! Look at that freak, I can't imagine ever wanting to smoke weed that would make me look and act like that!!!

-G

 

[Verite]

Poor TC's a little sensitive ever since his image was used on a butt plug.

 

[Pops]

They should have shaved the nose down a bit. That could hurt!

 

[flubnutz]

kinda looks like a primitive idol or something

 

[Homegrown101]

I could honestly care less about that hack actor but what confuses me is why he so pissed off about a strain of MJ being named after him when theres butt plug with his face on it....probally in someones ass riight now.

 

[TheBigGreen1]

Don't forget that you can only grow TCP "in the closet". It must be some kind of lowryder cross.

 

[ARTofMAKINGfire]

I could honestly care less about that hack actor but what confuses me is why he so pissed off about a strain of MJ being named after him when theres butt plug with his face on it....probally in someones ass riight now.

LOL. Jesus.

 

[elevate]

tom cruise can lick my fuckin balls...i dont gave a single fuck what he thinks.

im not interested in a strain named after him, but i'm damn glad it got his panties in a wad.

maybe the stupid fucker should smoke a bowl and not be so fuckin uptight.

yes,

and scientology is just a temporal religion, it won't last (historically speaking) where Christianity has been around for 2,000 years or more, and Hindu is even older than that. Scientology isn't taken seriously by anyone who's had philosophy of religion.

 

[bigbrokush]

Fine, let him have it his way, just change the name and let it go. Here are some suggestions for a better name anyway:

Vertically Challenged Purple
Short-man Syndrome Purple
Scientology Freak Purple
Pompous Arse Purple
YouHadMeAtHello Purple
Maverick Purple
Penelope Cruz Purple
DaysOThunder Purple
Kidman Purple
Risky Business Purple

I think this re-naming could go on FOREVER... hey... what would you rename it? Other ideas? hehehehe

I like the Scientolgy Freak Purple myself. Hell that a great name

 

[TNTBudSticker]

Thats Tom Cruise On Steriods..You can tell..Moon-Shaped Face.

TomCruiseSteriodPurpleAssMoon Plug

 

[geminibud]

I'd buy a tom cruise dildo/buttplug and have it mailed to him just so....

TOM CRUISE CAN GO FUCK HIMSELF.

Peace

 

[Trancerman]

makes you kind of wonder if this is all just a repeat of something else that occurred in history....I could see there being a thespian in roman times that resembled tom cruise's ego ect ect


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