Tom Cruise furious about new medical strain

[RudolfTheRed]

Tom Cruise is an idiot.

I should sue him for having to sit through that horrid ass movie MI: 3

 

[TwoOhSix!]

How about Mission Insertable Purple?

Yeah the Tom Cruise butt plug was definitely the funniest though

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

Ever see how many L. Ron Hubbard books are always in the second hand book store?


Any philosophy invented by an science-fiction writer shitty enough that no-one keeps his books is a stinking load of walrus feces.....and any scrote-sack twitbag actor who takes it seriously is a mentally crippled goatblower of the highest order.

....Now thats constructive profanity......I like it Genki.......a little Pythonesque you might say....

 

[Pops]

First, Tom gets upset that his face on put on an anal dildo and now he is pissed that a pot strain is named after him. You would think that an actor would love the publicity. Sure didn't bother Willie Nelson when they named a strain after him.

 

[killa-bud]

they should just call it "purple cruise",so it still pisses him off,but can't do anything about it,put a pic of a purple ship on it

 

[flubnutz]

make it "purple cruisin'", should be popular toke at park public washrooms at night.

 

[clowntown]

Is he planning on suing the club, or the grower? If grower, ... good luck.

 

[wantaknow]

eyes wide shut purple

 

[LoneStarGrower]

tomcruisecomeouttathecloset-purple

 

[flubnutz]

Turn Me Into Rain Man Purple

ROFLMAO

 

[Trancerman]

It would have made my day to walk into the clinic and to have seen that labeled "Crazy Cruise CUSH" with his little crazy ass face..well that would have been really special haha...I knew that little coochie would get his clit in a knot over that...







cruise=


a joint goes to who ever can get a video of katie holmes taking a toke out of the butt bong....

 

[COUNT-DE-MONET]

dylexix(I fucking read backwards)purple cruise.

 

[Grobot]

OMf***ingG this has been a hilarious thread... I LOVED "Turn me into Rainman Purple". I think I let some pee dribble out on that one, I was laughing so hard!

I think I have it... This is how to TOTALLY piss that piece o crap off... rename it:

"The Strain Formerly Known As Tom Cruise Purple"

If that legal workaround worked for Prince, it's gotta be golden!

 

[NOKUY]

"The Strain Formerly Known As Tom Cruise Purple"

If that legal workaround worked for Prince, it's gotta be golden!

LMFAO

i love it.

 

[Danger Mouse]

Turn Me Into Rain Man Purple

LMFAO...

Stoner, you made my day with that one! Thanks.

DM

 

[Space Ghost]

the last purple samurai!

 

[yohomz]

"Top Gun Purple"
"Napoleon Complex Purple"
"Purple Vanilla Sky"
"Eyes Wide Purple"

 

[ARTofMAKINGfire]

Fine, let him have it his way, just change the name and let it go. Here are some suggestions for a better name anyway:

Vertically Challenged Purple
Short-man Syndrome Purple
Scientology Freak Purple
Pompous Arse Purple
YouHadMeAtHello Purple
Maverick Purple
Penelope Cruz Purple
DaysOThunder Purple
Kidman Purple
Risky Business Purple

I think this re-naming could go on FOREVER... hey... what would you rename it? Other ideas? hehehehe

LMFAO!

 

[twojoints]

so now that this retard is pissed off there's going to be national attention on the state-licensed (but federally illegal) grow shops? great, just great. if this pos is the one who brings down the medical shops in california i swear to fuckin god i will go insane.

 

[U-123]

We should just name it....

"Scientologistically Purple".. AKA... THE FORMER Tom Cruise Purple...

See.. I don't think you guys understand that the world will never heal until we all become THETANS!

Its that simple.