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Medical high jinks leave Tom Cruise camp fuming
Updated Friday, April 4th 2008, 12:49 PM


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Tom Cruise
Tom Cruise isn't getting any giggles from a new strain of medical marijuana being marketed as "Tom Cruise Purple."

Word is that the actor's lawyers are taking a serious look at the strong brand of bud after we brought it to their attention.

One of Cruise's friends found it "outrageous" that licensed cannabis clubs in Northern California are selling vials of pot featuring a picture of Cruise laughing hysterically.

Like other followers of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, Cruise is opposed to the use of psychotropic drugs.

Staffers at several California clinics we called said they were forbidden to discuss any of the herbal varieties in their "inventory."

But one weed devotee said, "I heard it's the kind of pot that makes you hallucinate."
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Additionally, Cruise is the unwitting star of a new spoof video in which he's seen cavorting with the bouncing head of Hubbard and dancing Scientologists like Kirstie Alley, Beck and John Travolta.

The video - which you can find at http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/scientolulz - mocks the controversial church's war with Internet critics, who've come to be known as Anonymous.

A representative for Cruise declined to comment on the video and the "purple" pot, but insisted that Butcher "was not his adviser. He has nothing to do with her."





getting Tom Crazy Cruise Purple stoned sounds like a bad acid trip lol
 
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Grobot

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Fine, let him have it his way, just change the name and let it go. Here are some suggestions for a better name anyway:

Vertically Challenged Purple
Short-man Syndrome Purple
Scientology Freak Purple
Pompous Arse Purple
YouHadMeAtHello Purple
Maverick Purple
Penelope Cruz Purple
DaysOThunder Purple
Kidman Purple
Risky Business Purple

I think this re-naming could go on FOREVER... hey... what would you rename it? Other ideas? hehehehe
 

SomeGuy

668, Neighbor of the Beast
That is friggin hilarious!

I've been watching some of the anonymous vs scientology and found them pretty fascinating. Those guys have some really "different" views.
 

NOKUY

Active member
Veteran
tom cruise can lick my fuckin balls...i dont gave a single fuck what he thinks.

im not interested in a strain named after him, but i'm damn glad it got his panties in a wad.

maybe the stupid fucker should smoke a bowl and not be so fuckin uptight.

tom_cruise_1.jpg
 

flubnutz

stoned agin ...
Veteran
shit ... RISKY BUSINESS PURPLE it actually sound good!

somebodys gotta develop this strain just to piss that control freak off. only make sure the buds are pink.
 
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genkisan

Cannabrex Formulator
Veteran
Ever see how many L. Ron Hubbard books are always in the second hand book store?


Any philosophy invented by an science-fiction writer shitty enough that no-one keeps his books is a stinking load of walrus feces.....and any scrote-sack twitbag actor who takes it seriously is a mentally crippled goatblower of the highest order.
 

D Rock

HERBAL RELEAF PLANT A SEED START A WE
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Grobot said:
Fine, let him have it his way, just change the name and let it go. Here are some suggestions for a better name anyway:

Vertically Challenged Purple
Short-man Syndrome Purple
Scientology Freak Purple
Pompous Arse Purple
YouHadMeAtHello Purple
Maverick Purple
Penelope Cruz Purple
DaysOThunder Purple
Kidman Purple
Risky Business Purple

I think this re-naming could go on FOREVER... hey... what would you rename it? Other ideas? hehehehe


Laughed my ass off, hillarious! Rep for ya

Tom you are really starting to piss me off with all your egotistical bullshit! But you have made some pretty damn good movies so I guess its ok.
 
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