Drug Test Question?

[mantizz007]

I have a drug test next week on mon or tues, I'm a heavy smoker and just found out about the test. I've heard that there are these drinks at GNC that can clear you up, anyone tried these and know if they work or anyhting else that I can do I really need to pass this test so any help would be great.



Thanx
Mantizz

 

[mantizz007]

So I just heard about this syntetic piss with a bottle and heat thing you crack to get it to temp anyone tried these? any help would be great.

 

[Guest]

only thing i ever used was a condom with clean pee. that i know works. plus my father inlaw works for casinos he uses something called minute man shit that works but have no info on that at the moment. but i passed with a condom that was attached to my button on the jeans by sting. later

 

[krustytheclown]

First, stop smoking immediately. Drink only water, no pop, no beer, no spirits. Start an aerobic exercise routine (running, swimming, bicycling, play soccer, basketball, etc.) 3-5 days a week for an hour at a time or more. Lay off the fatty foods. Go to your local head shop and get a cleanser from them, preferably something with a money-back guarantee by the manufacturer- keep the receipt if you need to cash in on the guarantee. Stay off the weed for at least 2 weeks after you take the test.

Why do you have to take a drug test?

If this test is for a job, don't smoke again until you get a job. If this test is for probation/parole, don't smoke again until your sentence is up. If you are going to jail, don't even think of doing drugs while locked up. If this test is because your parents are making you, tell them to fuck off and move out. If you're under 18, get emancipated. They are either being hypocrites or 1984-types.

Good luck!

 

[icough2getoff]

The only 100% sure way to pass is to use the synthetic urine. They test for temperature so you have to keep it between 90°-100°F. See if you can overnight some synthetic, powder urine or maybe if you're lucky your head shop will sell some. Go buy one of those small plastic bottle with the flip lids in the camping section of most stores, walmart, some grocery stores, a outdoor camping store. Then get yourself a sticky thermometer used on aquarium glass and stick it to your squirt bottle. Rubber band one of those hand warmers used for ski gloves to your squirt bottle and mix the synthetic, powdered urine with water that feels piss warm out of the faucet.

If you can't get a hold of synthetic urine in time, borrow somebody else's that you know is clean. Just make sure you keep it between 90-100F.

 

[mantizz007]

It's for a job that I never thought I would get!! big suprise I went in with all my piercings and didn't shave just cause I thought it was a waste of my time. Sure enough I get the freakin job and they test next week. It's a really good thing for my family So I guess I should of went with the possibility of getting the job and stopped smoking just never thought it would come through!! So here I am In need of the best way to beat this test so please I'm open to any suggestions.


Mantizz

 

[ogenko]

one of my buddies showed my one kit that had its own chemical heat pad on it
so yo squeeze up the chemical wrap around the little squirt bottle
watch the thermometer which is on the side of the bottle and when it hits 98, you squirt the fake piss into your cup
im gonna try to find out which one it is...
i might need it to pretty soon

something like this:
Quick Fix Synthetic Urine Formula 4.0 5 kits/pack deal

 

[reed richards]

There is a product known as Sonny 7. It is essentially bentonite clay and psyllium husk. I have had upwards of twenty friends use this stuff about 24-36 hours before a test ,and all of them pass. Not precisely sure where you can find it, but health food stores might be a good start. Good Luck sir.

 

[CantBe2High]

Get a test kit

Get a test kit

You can go the fake urine route, which should be fine, as they can't watch you pee for a job (they can for an on the job injury in the transportation industry and such).

Or, as others have said, stop smoking, do some exercise and drink lots of water. The day of/before the test take a B vitamin supplement to make your pee yellow, take some creatine to make your urine not seem diluted, and drink lots of water the day of the test. Most of the flush kits are just B vitamins, creatine stuff, and water. So a flush kit wont hurt.

But most of all, go to Walgrens or the like and get test kits. I was in this situation last year. Needing a new job, I was sure in my industry nobody anymore tested, I was a light smoker (a few hits a few times a week). My wife kept telling me to stop being as I was job searching.

I told her nobody tested any more in my industry (hi tech). Well, I get a good opportunity in the city we wanted to move to, and sure enough, they test. Fortunately I had a week before the interview. I got a test kit, and I took the first test 5 days after stopping and was clean. Actually, MOST people will be clean within 3-5 days with a piss test, but there are exceptions (overweight people who are heavy users with a low metabolism). The "up to 30 days" information is a very worst case situation, and with older test methods (so I have read).

In my case, the interview went well, but it took them 2 more weeks to put an offer together, so I had 3 weeks between stopping and having to take the test. But I did my own test weekly and it gave me peace of mind so I wasn't too worried. The HORRIBLE part of this experience was the 3 weeks of enduring the "I told you so" from my wife! Gawd, I hate it when she is right!

And, within 2 months of me getting the job, my new employer stops testing as most employees are in California, and with medical marijuana its a dicey situation, and as my HR rep said, she has never seen anybody fail. When you are warned about it before the first interview, anybody who can't stop for a few weeks really does have a "problem".

Good luck. Its stressful. I've been there. But doing your own test and being clean really helps give peace of mind. And if you fail your "self exam", definitely go the clean urine route. They really just cannot know if you keep the temp within range. In my case, I had to put my wallet, keys, and cell phone in a little cabinet, but they didn't frisk me, watch me, it would have been so easy to use fake pee.

 

[hoosierdaddy]

From first hand experience, I can tell you that masking agents DO NOT WORK!
After a test, the Dr. called me at home to let me know that I was not going to get a pass. He also told me, all on his own, that they can detect masking agents almost immediately, and that none of them are going to give a pass result if you smoke regular.
He also told me that what I needed to do was completely stop for two weeks and then come back and retest.

During this whole conversation I had just sat there listening and never said a word until he was finished. I then stated that I had heard it takes 30 days of non-smoke to pass. He only replied that he gave me all the advise that he could.

I have a pal that took the test the same day as I did, and he drank a pot of coffee the morning of the test, and passed. Thing is, some testing facilities will not only look at the temp of the sample, but if it is clear (as a pot of coffee or any diuretic will cause) they will list it as low specific gravity and will ask for a retest. At least that is better than a fail. And you can keep drinking coffee and retesting for a couple weeks and then do the real deal once you are flushed out in a couple weeks.

I also have heard on good authority that a fat man will take longer than two weeks, as thc collects in fat cells. Not sure on that one, and the Dr. never mentioned anything about body weight. (I had the feeling that this Dr. was sympathetic and was probably a toker as well)

A hair sample can give a pretty accurate picture of your past six months activities, or so I've heard.

IMO, the fake dick with heated syn. piss route is the way to go. It has all the angles covered. I think they run about $100US

I know a group of guys that got tested and each of them used a condom with one of their wives clean piss in them. They were all told that they passed, but that they were also ALL PREGNANT! lol....

 

[BrainOGrefuGee]

2 words.....whizzinator, quickfix......google detox for less, they have a $150 special for both....or get it from wherever...but get it, its 100%...I been using it for a year already....probation too...."oh my god, you use it for probation"....yes!! probation once a month I drop and I smoke like a chimney..."you drug addict"....fffaaaccckkk it!...LOL... LOL....but really tho...it WORKS....quickfix 4.0.....just google it....peace

 

[Eudaimonia67]

DO NOT buy any stupid detox drink at GNC. First off they are EXTREMELY overpriced. You look at the ingredients and its a joke they got some vitamins, milk thistle, creatine and other various herbals. They are a fucking ripp off. I bought one the other day drank it in the afternoon, and then throughout the day drank water etc. and took an at home piss test for thc and failed it. Gettin my money back to say the least, thank god i wasnt drug tested for a job for court.

 

[NiteTiger]

Water.

I smoked the day before my last two tests, and passed both of them by drinking an entire gallon of water the night before the test. The morning of the test, about 2 hours before, I took some EmergenC (C is one of the quickest absorbed vitamins) and a rapid absorb B-complex.

I passed golden

This was for a job I still have and LOVE, the perfect job for me, and stoner friendly as can be