you know your dog is a stoner when......

[mtf-shaman]

as soon as the jar is opened you suddenly have six eyes upon you

they bark when the smoke is exhaled

they love to eat the stems after harvest

and will eat a pruned fan leaf with no asking if given the chance

 

[Guest]

how about when my dog gets right in my face while i'm hitting my bubbler and waits for a hand to snout shotgun. He really breathes it in Im not forcing it down just helping get all of it(simmer down PIDA). When he's high he gets this goofy look on his face and then he wants to start playing around and gets kinda annoying because Im stoned by then also.

Im not over 40 but I saw this dog thread and had to post.

 

[bloodshot]

When your smoking a joint and they jump up to you and do the old begging thing.
When hes higher then you are.

Man I love dogs...

 

[DrugleyDoRite]

I never thought as my dog as a stoner, but lately when I light a bowl, he sits right in front of me and goes crazy. I blow the smoke in his face and he seems to like it.

Gotta love the animals.................................

 

[jaykush]

sounds like my dogs shaman. the little one will eat SOO much trim haha. hes a little guy i dont know how he eats so much, him and the other one eat nugs all the time and they are PICKY. they spit up some strains, they come up for hits. all around stoner dogs.

 

[Verite]

When my pup sees me grooming my plants he will whine and beg until I give him some trim.

Yeah but dont all dogs whine until you give them some trim?

 

[farmerlion]

The cops come to bust you and your dog smells the pot in thier pocket they were going to plant at your house. your dog runs and gets your bong!

 

[Don Cotyle]

When your dog see's the bong and nug jar come out, he knows he's not going to get any unless he brings something to the party so he pulls the towel tied to the refridgerater handle and brings ya a beer

Remember to reset the level on the fridge so the door will close by itself, they allways forget to close the damn door!!!

 

[bagseed77]

i trained mine to stay away from all weed , after i had a cat run off with a sack,
i think animals should stay weed free, although i have gotten them high once or twice,
my dogs want even go for my beer because i disciplined them for spilling beers when pupps , i can leave a pile of weed on the coffe table overnite and none of my aminals will even breath on it.

 

[Haps]

My bitch eats hydroton, lava rocks, and rapid rooters. Wants to help with the pruning, but she is not allowed due to her making an executive topping decision on an important seedling last year. At least the topped gal did well. Gets insulted if I do not give her the biggest stems. So I leave a bucket of stems out for her. She still bites me.
H

 

[Bud Meister]

I have 5 dogs and 2 horses. None of my dogs or horses mess with weed at all. However, if you try to walk out in the pasture with an open beer one of my horses will do his very best to take it from you. He loves beer.

 

[Movintarget]

Hey Folks,
Here are my early warning dectection

 

[cellardweller]

my Lab comes runnin when he hears the baggy!..but I think he thinks its chips or somethin'

 

[grapepunched]

yeah, my dog sits by you while your trimming or checking on the garden. then he expects that you'll give him the fan leaves that you pull off... he always wants to eat up a ton of trim, but if we feed him too much he'll puke it up and lay in his own puke he's so stoned... but he still insists on you giving him the trimmings... oddly enough, he doesn't want to get high with us, he'll just sit right next to my leg and guard me while i get high, but he does always come over and sit at my feet.... i know he likes gettin' stoned sometimes... and I always give him muchies! he loves human food!

-gp

 

[cellardweller]

Yeah but dont all dogs whine until you give them some trim?

thats F'ed up
lolz

 

[OldPork]

you know your dog is a stoner he flops over...eyes rolled back...red rocket sticking out.

 

[sneakinman13]

how about when my dog gets right in my face while i'm hitting my bubbler and waits for a hand to snout shotgun. He really breathes it in Im not forcing it down just helping get all of it(simmer down PIDA). When he's high he gets this goofy look on his face and then he wants to start playing around and gets kinda annoying because Im stoned by then also.

Im not over 40 but I saw this dog thread and had to post.

haha
wow
same shit with me.
once i pack the bubbler he knows the deal

 

[Raistlin Majere]

when you and your dog are sitting there smoking a bong, crusing on ICM
and he's like look at this old thread from 09-02-2006
and your like dude post in it man, and he says no dude its a stale thread
but you convince him to anyhow CAUSE HE'S STONED !!!
:edit: i think its the other way your crusin and he's advising, or something)

stoner dogs

 

[Taproot]

my gf,s dog will not stop whinning till she blows it a few shotguns.then everything is back to normal.

 

[zeeba amoeba]

hey I'm a cat lover and when I get high, my cats press their paws underneath the door begging to be let in. So being a kind-hearted individual I oblige, and they sit around watching me. I don't know whether its curiosity or the desire to get high. Anyway I've blown smoke in their faces a couple times, they don't seem to mind at all, in fact they start purring at that point. It's hard to tell whether they get high or not. The eyes can't show red on a cat.