A New Game- the Good Question, Bad Answer Game

[zomg1]

here's your big mac no pickles sir

how many packs of ketchup did you want again?

 

[Smurf]

No dead horse for me thank you.


How much can a Koala Bear bare?

 

[FallenBuddha]

6 metric tons of mouse shit.

Did you ever shave your head?

 

[zomg1]

i dont got any hair on the tip man..

youre into some kinky shit arnt you?

 

[ToKEN]

i dont got any hair on the tip man..

youre into some kinky shit arnt you?

she can't hear you...there's too much cum in her ears.


awww come on man...why would you do that?!

 

[Endo]

ear sex is where its at, its the new oral.

what some cheese with your whine?

 

[Smurf]

I'd prefer the leftovers from ear sex thanks.


Whats with all the prophylactics?

 

[zomg1]

Sir, if you're gonna stand here all day talking to the clothing hangers im gonna have to ask you to leave.

Do you want me to call security?

 

[hydroclops]

Car 54 where are you.

What is the meaning of death?

 

[The_Leader]

death is the aclimation of equality to all...

what was superman thinking w/that suit?

 

[FallenBuddha]

that necrophilia is ok as long as its done with love.

What is the current exchange rate of dollar to euro?

 

[Guest]

A one night stand with no sugar.

How do you make fertilizer ?

 

[Endo]

POOP.

why are your eyes so squinty?

 

[hydroclops]

Because i just took an enima.


where's Waldo

 

[Guest]

he doing time for a job well done

What does two blonds have in common with a school bus?

 

[Wayzer]

The space in between

Whos the one?

 

[asa42]

i'm the keeper of the cheese!

how much for that?

 

[ToKEN]

give that guy over there 15 bucks and that chick right there some ear sex...we'll call it even.


who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?

 

[hydroclops]

Make a left at the light.


Hey who says I'm dumb.

 

[The_Leader]

lol....aint no dumb, just not smart...ah duh.

wheres waldos winky?