A New Game- the Good Question, Bad Answer Game

[trouble]

How many legs does a parapelegic centipede have?

All of them, he just lost the use of them in a car accident.



When taveling at the speed of sound can you still hear the radio?


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[Guest]

You can only here the radio when you stop to smell the roses.

How do you prune a lowryder strain plant my lawnmower won't crank?

 

[Endo]

weed whacker????


whats the gas to oil mixture of a 2000 rpm vibrating dildo?

 

[BagseedSamurai]

.....most of us would be more illiterate than we are...

Hahaha.

The exact same as the air speed velocity of an unlaiden swollow.

African...or European?

 

[Guest]

I'll have both with a large fry and a diet coke

where does wind come from?

 

[Endo]

my ass.

any more silly questions?

 

[Stoner4Life]

If it was up your ass you'd know where it is.......


What are your lucky power ball/lottery numbers?

 

[thcbound]

There is no such thing as luck.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[Smurf]

I seem to have a splinter in my eye.

Could you please close the door on your way out?

 

[FallenBuddha]

my uncle says that George W Bush works a glory hole on skid row.

did you know that platapi are venomous?

 

[Guest]

I wasn't aware my anus was on fire

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

 

[hydroclops]

Marlin Perkins.

Why do I have three nipples??

 

[Stoner4Life]

perhaps for the opposite reason I have three testicles.......


Have you picked up any hitchhikers lately?

 

[BagseedSamurai]

Dont panic. [Its organic]

Is there anybody out there?

 

[YwouldntI]

smack it up,flip it,rub it down!

que paso?

 

[Stoner4Life]

"DooDoo is dead"



Does your dog bite?

 

[hydroclops]

My cat loves tomato soup.


Why did monkey boy scratch his nuts?

 

[Stoner4Life]

they was itchin' me bad.......



Original or Extra Crispy?

 

[FallenBuddha]

hey she gave me v.d.


will hillary clinton cry monday night?

 

[trouble]

Original or Extra Crispy?[/B]

What the waiter's ask the customers at CFD ( Chinese Fried Dog )




Why is a Boxing Ring Square?





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