A New Game- the Good Question, Bad Answer Game

[hydroclops]

It is Lentle soup.

Is there really a dog?

 

[Endo]

its a hairless sewer rat, and it has rabies.


where can i get that new product you speak of?

 

[hydroclops]

at 8:15Am near the monkey cage.


How many peppers can be picked by a one armed man??

 

[Endo]

alot if his name is peter piper.


but how many can he eat b4 his ass explodes?

 

[hydroclops]

3.14.28.56.112.224.448.


who wants pie?

 

[The_Leader]

i want my pie, but i wanna eat it to...

daffy ducks real name?

 

[Endo]

foghorn leghorn

is a turkey vulture a turkey or a vulture?

 

[Smoke68]

It's an egg salad sandwich.
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT????

 

[FallenBuddha]

Dick Cheney molests collies.

would you care for a glass of juice?

 

[asa42]

Dick Cheney molests collies.

would you care for a glass of juice?

nah i got the mouth really bad so i'll just keep eatin these crackers.


would you like some?

 

[Guest]

well, they dug and they burned and they burned and they dug ed and killed all my pretty little weeds.

how many maggots can one fly make?

 

[asa42]

well, they dug and they burned and they burned and they dug ed and killed all my pretty little weeds.

how many maggots can one fly make?

dunno... lets get TWO & glue a string to each & find out! lol


should we play that song in D or G?

 

[Endo]

i would think it would sound better in x flat.

what are these little white things crawling around in my miracle grow organic soil?

 

[Guest]

When the sperm swims log enough they find the eggs and give them to the Easter bunny.


What is that red place between my legs?

 

[Endo]

its call the taint. it taint ballz and it taint ass.

anyone got any toilet paper?

 

[Guest]

anyone got any toilet paper?[/QUOTE]
I'll give you a hand.

Who do you want to win the presidential election?

 

[Endo]

ross perot.

why is it everytime i pick my nose its full again in a few minutes?

 

[BagseedSamurai]

Cleanup on aisle 5.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

 

[Endo]

spam

what would happen if we all stopped recieving juck mail in our mailboxes?

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

what would happen if we all stopped recieving juck mail in our mailboxes?

.....most of us would be more illiterate than we are...


How many legs does a parapelegic centipede have?