Do you eat your gnats?

[LiveGiveTryDie]

I feel wasteful killing them and just leaving their bodies on the ground. So usually I just tap em with my finger and then dab them on my tongue.

Am I the only one to do this? I eat bugs, if given the chance, so it doesn't quite phase me....just picked up this 'habit' a few years back =)

 

[luvofthagame]

:jawdrop: :jawdrop:
exact reaction.....luv.....

 

[Mr Celsius]

lol, trying to get a rise, well apparently it works ^

 

[Suby]

lmfao

that's like that cheech and chgong sketch where he squashed a cockroach then drops it in his bong and hits it, coughs for like 3 minutes....then hits it again.

I've eaten chocolate covered bugs at the local insectarium but that's where I draw the line, if you start shitting little white flies then you should start worrying lol.

S

 

[BurnOne]

Do you eat boogers too?

 

[Guest]

Naw, BurnOne, that would probably be too gross for him. Wonder if he has an ant-eater like tongue and sits there and ZAP! there goes another spidermite. Hmm..if he did that would his shit be equal to insect eating bats guano?

 

[minds_I]

Hello all,

WTF are you talking about. That is unusual behavior. If growing mj is the root of this abnormality perhaps you should find another hobby.

Seriously-that is abnormal behavior. Is this yummybud??? No, that way out there for yummy.

minds_I

 

[LiveGiveTryDie]

Why's it abnormal? 80% of the world's pop. eats insects/bugs/etc
Not abnormal by any means, unless you're a westerner =)

And yes, I feast on my boogers
Doesn't everyone?

 

[barletta]

I never had one of your boogers.......unless you work in a restaurant. Lotsa people tried my boogers when I was a kid......

 

[Blest_1]

Ive thought about eating insects before....but as I walked through my kitchen on the way out the door I realized how much better tasting the food in my refrigerator was.

Seriously though...Ive eaten insects before during survival training in the Army. Not the best tasting but If I wanted to survive and I was miles and I mean MILES away from any decent food, Id munch 'em. But Fungus Gnats are a different story thats like eating a fly.

 

[Poodo]

You should just save them and smoke them in a bowl.Are you eating them because you think they pick up some Thc.If you want to eat bugs go to the bait shop and get some crickets it would save time.What do you do when the boogers stick to your teeth.How about killing the knat and throwing in your soil no waste.Do you think it's a waste to see your turds spinning down the toilet?

 

[hazy]

Spray those damn gnats. kill them all.

 

[hermanshooltz]

ZOMG! I just googled for gnats... How can you eat those 'thingies'???!!!

By the way, what public reaction did you expect?

 

[LiveGiveTryDie]

Do you think it's a waste to see your turds spinning down the toilet?

Yes, actually. I desire to have a humanure system one day so I don't have to flush waste, and can use it for my gardens. Search up humanure - it's the practice of literally recycling your shit! Good stuff, more people should do it.

 

[ChaosCatalunya]

As a motorcyclist I do my fare share... unintentional bug eating via a wide variety of orifices, mouth, eyes, nose etc.

My agonies will be a small but worthy sacrifice if just one of those bugs was going to end up doing the dirty on one of my fellow growers.

To save any of you from unnecessarily repeating this experiment, I can also confirm that they do, in general, taste better than Bogeys [boogers]

 

[Guest]

Bees don't taste very good I thought they'd be infused with honey but no. Good thing is at 100 mph they don't get a chance to sting unless they get in your lid.

I think perhaps a few too many bees got in your lid at some stage and made you a bit buggy...

Earthworms are a staple of SAS field exercises. Apparently disgusting but highly nutritious (moreso than most of what we eat, it is said)

If I get a gnat in my coffee I just drink it down. Boogers are all good in my book too. See, we aren't going to get resistant to bugs and bacteria by avoiding them...

They say snot eaters have less infections. I heal wounds damn fast but my diet is pretty good cept for the coffee coated gnats and the boogers.

I must consume a lot of aphids too. I eat watercress 4 plus times a week and aphids are in it. I wash it of course but there's bound to be strays in nearly every meal. Can't say I've ever tasted them though. I just hate the crunchy bits in salads - wtf!

 

[Suby]

I got hit with a wasp in the forhead doing 160kmph in an old topless Fiat, split my damn forehead open.

Chocolate covered ants are where I draw the line and the closest I get to eating boogers is when my girl gives me a runny nose type kiss lol.

S

 

[Guest]

rofl!

I had the worst cold one day and working in a lot and who walks in but the girl I gag over.

Needless to say I think she gagged over me.

Shouldv'e offered her some chocolate ants, girls can't resist chocolate.

 

[hermanshooltz]

^ or some chcolate gnats