GabrielKnight
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I selected my timezone and daylight settings in options already.
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Time of posts is a couple of hours out for me : (
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ROFLMAO!!!!!
supersonic
Member
Same problem here. (All times are GMT +1. The time now is 08:09 PM). No. The time now is 21:56 PM.
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Guest
I thought it was my computer the other night so I'm rebooting to see if the BIOS clock matches the windows clock.... lo
It's screwed for me too - really been confusing me. The forum clock says it's 1.09 am, when it's actually 2.55am! So it's not even an hour multiplier.
Weird...
Weird...
It's one hour 45 minutes behind my actual time. Something clearly wrong...
GabrielKnight
Member
No shit, Sherlock.
Not only that, but another member PM'd me last night to say he'd just posted a reply in a thread. I checked, but no reply appeared for me. This morning I checked, and there was his reply, at the time he sent it on the timestamp, but it wasn't there at that time in real-life at my end - I bet it was 1hr 45mimns later....but I was long asleep by then.
Does this mean different member's views of the forums are actually out-of-sync in real-time? How's that going to work?
Does this mean different member's views of the forums are actually out-of-sync in real-time? How's that going to work?
This is hilarious - time is bending! The actual time in my world right now is 1.44 am. Let's see what the timestamp on the left says when I post this - to me its...10.59pm! Brilliant. Three hours nearly...
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Guest
Nice legs, Verite! I often sandblast mine, too! It leaves them so silky soft.
The time lag is getting worse. Is anything logged as a problem here with admin? I'm set to GMT, London, etc. but I ain't seeing GMT on the clock. I seem to be drifting somewhere in the North Atlantic...
GabrielKnight
Member
Lol, Smoke another bowl bro.
I happen to have information that indicates GMT time is off - but you can't tell anybody - it's a secret.
Mus-be my prioritys are off, - the only clock I worry about being late for is the auction clock.
It's not like DG or GN dock you, or take notes for showing up late. (Do they?)
Relax, pull up to a tall ale and a schmokin bud. The weekend is near.
edit - here's a possible reason the timing is off.
How about a golf joke for today?
Four lawyers in a law firm lived and died for their Saturday morning round of golf. It was their favorite moment of the week. Then one of the lawyers was transferred to an office in another city. It wasn't quite
the same without him. A new woman lawyer joined their law firm.
One day she overheard the remaining three talking about their golf round at the coffee table. Curious, she spoke up, "You know, I used to play on my golf team in college and I was pretty good. Would you mind if I joined you next week?"
The three lawyers looked at each other. They were hesitant Not one of them wanted to say 'yes', but she had them on the spot. Finally one man said it would be okay, but they would be starting pretty early at 6:30am. He figured the early Tee-Time would discourage her immediately.
The woman said this might be a problem and! asked if she could possibly be up to 15 minutes late.
They rolled their eyes but said this would be okay. She smiled and said, "Good, then I'll be there either at 6:30 or 6:45."
She showed up right at 6:30 and wound up beating all three of them with an eye-opening 2-under par round. She was a fun and pleasant person the entire round. The guys were impressed! Back in the clubhouse they congratulated her and happily invited her back the next week. She smiled and said "Sure, I'll be here at 6:30 or 6:45."
The next week she again showed up at 6:30 Saturday morning. Only this time, she played left-handed. The three lawyers were incredulous as she still managed to beat them with an even par round despite playing with her offhand.
By now the guys were totally amazed, but wondered if she was just trying to make them look bad by beating them left-handed. They couldn't figure her out. She was again very pleasant and didn't seem to be showing them up, but each man began to harbor a burning desire to beat her!
In the third week they all had their game faces on. But this week she was 15 minutes late! This had the guys irritable because each was determined to play the best round of golf of his life to beat her. As they waited for her, they figured her late arrival was some petty gamesmanship on her part. Finally she showed up.
This week the lady lawyer played right-handed which was a good thing since she narrowly beat all three of them. However she was so gracious and so complimentary of their strong play, it was hard to keep a grudge against her. This woman was a riddle no one could figure out!
Back in the clubhouse she had all three guys shaking their heads at her ability. They had a couple beers after their round which helped the conversation loosen up. Finally one of the men could contain his curiosity no longer. He asked her point blank, "How do you decide if you're going to golf right-handed or left-handed?"
The lady blushed and grinned. She said, "That's easy. When my dad taught me to play golf, I learned I was ambidextrous. I have always had fun switching back and forth. Then when I met my husband in college and got married, I discovered he always sleeps in the nude. From then on I developed a silly habit. Right before I left in the morning for golf practice, I would pull the covers off him. If his you-know-what was pointing to the right, I golfed right-handed; if it was pointed to the left, I golfed left-handed. All the girls on the team thought this was hysterical."
Astonished at this bizarre information, one of the guys shot back, "But what if it's pointed straight up in the air?"
She said, "Then I'm fifteen minutes late."
Does DG play golf too?
Could it be, Gypsy is good for 3 rounds?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Mus-be my prioritys are off, - the only clock I worry about being late for is the auction clock.
It's not like DG or GN dock you, or take notes for showing up late. (Do they?)
Relax, pull up to a tall ale and a schmokin bud. The weekend is near.
edit - here's a possible reason the timing is off.
How about a golf joke for today?
Four lawyers in a law firm lived and died for their Saturday morning round of golf. It was their favorite moment of the week. Then one of the lawyers was transferred to an office in another city. It wasn't quite
the same without him. A new woman lawyer joined their law firm.
One day she overheard the remaining three talking about their golf round at the coffee table. Curious, she spoke up, "You know, I used to play on my golf team in college and I was pretty good. Would you mind if I joined you next week?"
The three lawyers looked at each other. They were hesitant Not one of them wanted to say 'yes', but she had them on the spot. Finally one man said it would be okay, but they would be starting pretty early at 6:30am. He figured the early Tee-Time would discourage her immediately.
The woman said this might be a problem and! asked if she could possibly be up to 15 minutes late.
They rolled their eyes but said this would be okay. She smiled and said, "Good, then I'll be there either at 6:30 or 6:45."
She showed up right at 6:30 and wound up beating all three of them with an eye-opening 2-under par round. She was a fun and pleasant person the entire round. The guys were impressed! Back in the clubhouse they congratulated her and happily invited her back the next week. She smiled and said "Sure, I'll be here at 6:30 or 6:45."
The next week she again showed up at 6:30 Saturday morning. Only this time, she played left-handed. The three lawyers were incredulous as she still managed to beat them with an even par round despite playing with her offhand.
By now the guys were totally amazed, but wondered if she was just trying to make them look bad by beating them left-handed. They couldn't figure her out. She was again very pleasant and didn't seem to be showing them up, but each man began to harbor a burning desire to beat her!
In the third week they all had their game faces on. But this week she was 15 minutes late! This had the guys irritable because each was determined to play the best round of golf of his life to beat her. As they waited for her, they figured her late arrival was some petty gamesmanship on her part. Finally she showed up.
This week the lady lawyer played right-handed which was a good thing since she narrowly beat all three of them. However she was so gracious and so complimentary of their strong play, it was hard to keep a grudge against her. This woman was a riddle no one could figure out!
Back in the clubhouse she had all three guys shaking their heads at her ability. They had a couple beers after their round which helped the conversation loosen up. Finally one of the men could contain his curiosity no longer. He asked her point blank, "How do you decide if you're going to golf right-handed or left-handed?"
The lady blushed and grinned. She said, "That's easy. When my dad taught me to play golf, I learned I was ambidextrous. I have always had fun switching back and forth. Then when I met my husband in college and got married, I discovered he always sleeps in the nude. From then on I developed a silly habit. Right before I left in the morning for golf practice, I would pull the covers off him. If his you-know-what was pointing to the right, I golfed right-handed; if it was pointed to the left, I golfed left-handed. All the girls on the team thought this was hysterical."
Astonished at this bizarre information, one of the guys shot back, "But what if it's pointed straight up in the air?"
She said, "Then I'm fifteen minutes late."
Does DG play golf too?
Could it be, Gypsy is good for 3 rounds?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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