patrickbateman
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spilled bong water in between the sofa cushions tonight ... wondering what dumb $hit things other Ic'er have experienced.
post em' while its active!
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post your most embarrassing/funny/stupid shit i did while high stories...
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Wiimote
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Geeze, IF I can remember them all, this will be a long post...
Well I once stopped behind a parking car because I saw a red light in the distance
Was walking this girl (I wanted to impress) home, in the woods, at 10p at night, with no flashlight, and walked STRAIGHT into a tree
Spilled bong water on _____ (fill in the blank, after almost 25 years I've spilled it everywhere)
My friend squeezed my soda (super sized sprite from McD's) and squirted me with it, out of the straw. I then proceeded to try to dump the whole 32oz on him, but missed and hit the woman behind him (in a silk dress).
Walked straight out of the emergency exit on a school bus, on a school field trip. Forgetting for a moment that it is like a 4ft drop.
Was racing a couple friends across a snow and ice covered foot bridge and tried to stop too quick. Fell right on the back of my head, man that would have hurt had I been straight.
Was jumping off of a 35ish foot cliff (into a flooded quarry) and "tucked" in too soon. I landed almost flat on my back. Again, that would have hurt had I been straight enough to feel it.
Drove across state lines, and a toll booth with 4 plants 6-7 ft tall, in the (visible) trunk of my Pontiac Ventura (and got away with it, you could see them plain as day from any window in the car). There were no automated lines either. You had to pay the guy/gal.
Went body surfing at Waimea bay shorebreak. And the shore did break my neck when I went headfirst over the wave into the concrete like sand. Got a compression fracture and a few weeks in a few slings, but otherwise no problems.
Climbed up a lake overflow spillway, and felt something on my hands when I reached the top. Finally got high enough to see what was on me, and saw several baby copperheads slithering over my fingers. I let go, slid on my belly down the stone wall, and promptly went to get the "toothbrush and hydrogen peroxide treatment" for my "road rash".
I probally have a million more, but I'm high.
Well I once stopped behind a parking car because I saw a red light in the distance
Was walking this girl (I wanted to impress) home, in the woods, at 10p at night, with no flashlight, and walked STRAIGHT into a tree
Spilled bong water on _____ (fill in the blank, after almost 25 years I've spilled it everywhere)
My friend squeezed my soda (super sized sprite from McD's) and squirted me with it, out of the straw. I then proceeded to try to dump the whole 32oz on him, but missed and hit the woman behind him (in a silk dress).
Walked straight out of the emergency exit on a school bus, on a school field trip. Forgetting for a moment that it is like a 4ft drop.
Was racing a couple friends across a snow and ice covered foot bridge and tried to stop too quick. Fell right on the back of my head, man that would have hurt had I been straight.
Was jumping off of a 35ish foot cliff (into a flooded quarry) and "tucked" in too soon. I landed almost flat on my back. Again, that would have hurt had I been straight enough to feel it.
Drove across state lines, and a toll booth with 4 plants 6-7 ft tall, in the (visible) trunk of my Pontiac Ventura (and got away with it, you could see them plain as day from any window in the car). There were no automated lines either. You had to pay the guy/gal.
Went body surfing at Waimea bay shorebreak. And the shore did break my neck when I went headfirst over the wave into the concrete like sand. Got a compression fracture and a few weeks in a few slings, but otherwise no problems.
Climbed up a lake overflow spillway, and felt something on my hands when I reached the top. Finally got high enough to see what was on me, and saw several baby copperheads slithering over my fingers. I let go, slid on my belly down the stone wall, and promptly went to get the "toothbrush and hydrogen peroxide treatment" for my "road rash".
I probally have a million more, but I'm high.
Wicked
Member
forgot to fill the gas tank when we harvested 20 garbage bags of herb. Actually i had just put a new gas tank in and the guage was ****ed up but i thought i could count the mileage. I thought i had enough for a cpl hrs driving..really it was only 4o min. Ran outta gas on a dirt road in bum**** no where...and my partner looked at me and said "Im stayin wit da weed, ur walkin! 
Hmmm.. my most embarassing experience in general while intoxicated would have to be when I was at a buddy of mines house waiting on these girls to come over we had the idea to take an inventory of what liquor we had available. While checking stock of course we had to sample a lot of it so that it would be up to the girls standards. We were pretty much drunk before they got there, not just drunk but smashed. We were talking having a good time yada yada and I'm sitting on a stool next to the bar that connects the kitchen with the living room talking to this girl next to me making her laugh with my drunk witticisms while shes extremely drunk and I start to slide. I'm leaning on my elbow half turned to my side with my elbow resting on some papers. Before I can stop myself I slid off of my stool and crashed into the closet door taking it off the hinges and knocked the other girl off her stool. We both just layed there for a moment, my head in the closet, her struggling to get up, everybody laughing. It was amazing.
As for being high, I was giving some guy shit for dropping the blunt each time he tried to grab it from me and giving it a blowjob when he hit it. It gets to me and not only do I drop it but I drop it into my drink on the side of my chair. This was when I first started smoking.
As for being high, I was giving some guy shit for dropping the blunt each time he tried to grab it from me and giving it a blowjob when he hit it. It gets to me and not only do I drop it but I drop it into my drink on the side of my chair. This was when I first started smoking.
patrickbateman
Member
awesome.
B4O2N0G
Active member
I dropped 2 different lighters in a bong in a 30 minute period.
Fell asleep with my bong to wake up with it spilt all over me,hahaha that was bad.
Forgot I had put my bong on the ground near the doorway and when I reentered I knocked it over and it broke.
Breaking my only bowl to my bong on exactly 4:20 a.m on 4/20/07
Fell asleep with my bong to wake up with it spilt all over me,hahaha that was bad.
Forgot I had put my bong on the ground near the doorway and when I reentered I knocked it over and it broke.
Breaking my only bowl to my bong on exactly 4:20 a.m on 4/20/07
Kizzattack
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Many times I've gotten up to go somewhere and forgotten why when I get there.
I have a record of about 3 trips back and foward where I have gone somewhere to do something, got there and forgotten, gone and sat back down, remembered and gone back, forgotten when I get there, sat back down, remembered, gone back and forgotten again. It's a pain, but pretty funny to watch someone else do.
I have a record of about 3 trips back and foward where I have gone somewhere to do something, got there and forgotten, gone and sat back down, remembered and gone back, forgotten when I get there, sat back down, remembered, gone back and forgotten again. It's a pain, but pretty funny to watch someone else do.
George Hayduke
Member
one time i was ashing the bubbler thinking it was a bowl and i got nasty ass water all over me. i was already very stoned and wasn't really paying attention while i tried to ash it in my hand. i felt like an idiot as this happened in front of a bunch of people and many of them i didnt even meet until that night.
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daisy jane
I threw Tarkus' freshly bought ounce of weed at him, but forgot to check to see if the bag was closed. Yup, weed all over the place! We were in his brother's room so it wasn't the cleanest of floors either. Yikes! He still bugs me about it today.
I pulled a John Bonham after a standing dank nap and after not breathing for 2 1/2 minutes because my lungs were filled with vomit I was finally revived by a friend and CPR, then landed in intensive care for the weekend.
That was stupid. Oh why didn't anyone warn me about the dank nap back then?
That was stupid. Oh why didn't anyone warn me about the dank nap back then?
G
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patrickbateman said:spilled bong water in between the sofa cushions tonight ... wondering what dumb $hit things other Ic'er have experienced.
post em' while its active!
dude spilling bong water is like a daily occurrence in my house. on the sofas, carpet, everywhere
this could be a loooooong post, but im gonna try to keep it to the top cpl. (m
-locked my keys in my truk while it was running in the middle of the yukon territory. (checking tranny fluid and had to have it running in neutral) locked out of habit.
-left my truck running from about 11pm to 6am (was gonna go out then passed out)
-forgot to lock the deadbolt on security door and got 4 g's in the house w/ hats and hoods trying to rob us. (no joke)
-i got a zillion others
-locked my keys in my truk while it was running in the middle of the yukon territory. (checking tranny fluid and had to have it running in neutral) locked out of habit.
-left my truck running from about 11pm to 6am (was gonna go out then passed out)
-forgot to lock the deadbolt on security door and got 4 g's in the house w/ hats and hoods trying to rob us. (no joke)
-i got a zillion others
1986: What can I say, a friend had lent me a porn tape which I accidentally slipped into the "home movies" case (my mom had all the old 'super 8' films dad took in the 60's made into video) and I brought it back to moms. A few days later she decided to pop it into the VCR to play it for some girlfriends she had over. Thank God I lived about 20 miles away from her at the time, she wanted to kill me.......
I've never seen or heard her so mad in my life.
I've never seen or heard her so mad in my life.
