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A Guide to Fishsticks

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~Star~Crash~
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I remember when I was dating my wife I took her bowling. My cousin was bowling with three of his friends.



He told me later that his friends said "How the fuck did he get such a hot girl and we are bowling with a bunch of guys".

She was 5'2" and 95 pounds. Fun size. Had no clue how to turn a woman on. Just did it by accident. Fucking drove her crazy. Didn't know it at the time. Haha clueless.
Goddamn do I wish I was 30 years younger Id spent all my time chasing ass instead of plants
 

Ichabod Crane

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They’re screaming for weed
Same here. But that's because the fucking cops took it lol. Found some bud on the floor. Gave it to someone and they were like holy shit that stinks. Like a 1/8.

On the plus side I was followed by a cop this morning. He ran my plates at a light. Didn't get pulled over so they still haven't done anything at the court yet.
 

Ichabod Crane

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Goddamn do I wish I was 30 years younger Id spent all my time chasing ass instead of plants
The older I get the more I realize how many women were throwing themselves at me. And how fucking clueless I was.

That's what I get growing up with a bunch of women. They tell you how to treat a chick and it is just a turn off to them.
 

Ichabod Crane

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Besides what better time to have the cops steal your shit than just before you have to trim a bunch of tiny buds because you fucked them up?

So kind of a win. I don't have to trim and I get rid of below par bud.

People that were getting it are kind of POed. I did have about a third gone before I even started trimming. Plus a good chunk of the rest was likely gone too.

I had stopped growing for about a year. People were upset about that lol.
 

Ichabod Crane

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Star when I was a kid showing emotions just got you beat up. As it was I got my ass kick by kids that were 6-8 years older weekly.

So I don't show much of my feelings. But ask my wife about that. She says I hold a grudge forever. And I am the most vindictive person she knows. She says you won't even know what happened or why your shit went to hell.
 

Ichabod Crane

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it's a poor craftman who blames the tool...
Well you know smoking joe didn't do this flashing. Hole so big they added metal to the side so it could be nailed to the roof deck. Then they cut the top off so it couldn't sit on the roof deck either.

Smoking Joe would have built a iron beam support system under the flashing. And a grow room in that support system.
 

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