I found this on my phone while I was looking for an address just now. pipeline please don’t take offence
God Visited a woman and told her she must give up drinking, smoking and sex if she wants to get into heaven.
The woman said she would try her best.
God visited the woman a week later to see how she was getting on.
“ Not bad” said the woman “I’ve given up drinking, smoking but then I bent over to get some stuff out of the freezer and my boyfriend caught sight of my long slender legs, pulled my skirt up, pulled my nickers to one side and made love to me right then and there”.
“They don’t like that in heaven” said God.
The woman replied: “They’re not too happy about it in Lidl either”!
God Visited a woman and told her she must give up drinking, smoking and sex if she wants to get into heaven.
The woman said she would try her best.
God visited the woman a week later to see how she was getting on.
“ Not bad” said the woman “I’ve given up drinking, smoking but then I bent over to get some stuff out of the freezer and my boyfriend caught sight of my long slender legs, pulled my skirt up, pulled my nickers to one side and made love to me right then and there”.
“They don’t like that in heaven” said God.
The woman replied: “They’re not too happy about it in Lidl either”!