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Funny Pictures Are Funny
- Thread starter Jellyfish
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A couple, both age 76, went to a sex therapist’s office.
The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?”
The man said, “Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?” The doctor looked puzzled but agreed.
When the couple finished, the doctor said, “There’s nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse,” and charged them $100.
This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.
Finally, the doctor asked, “Just exactly what are you trying to find out?”
The old man said, “We’re not trying to find out anything.
She’s married and we can’t go to her house, I’m married, and we can’t go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges $150; the Hilton charges $180.
We do it here for $100 and I get $74 back from my health plan.”
The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?”
The man said, “Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?” The doctor looked puzzled but agreed.
When the couple finished, the doctor said, “There’s nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse,” and charged them $100.
This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.
Finally, the doctor asked, “Just exactly what are you trying to find out?”
The old man said, “We’re not trying to find out anything.
She’s married and we can’t go to her house, I’m married, and we can’t go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges $150; the Hilton charges $180.
We do it here for $100 and I get $74 back from my health plan.”
Have you witnessed these atrocities? I've seen the forks
