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    Tales of a Budtender

    I'm sitting here a work it's kinda slow and I have been wanting to share some of my experiences with you all. I've been a budtender for a while now and have really seen a lot of super funny and crazy ass stories here.
    I have described some in another thread, the lady who thought she had a male plant because someone told if it have 7 fingers on the leaf that's it's a male lol
    Or the water dowser lady who swung her keys over the buds to see if it was going to work for her!
    This one patient(who I don't really like) was talking about some friends that were over at her house and they were dabbing, she said she grabbed the dude by the throat and told him to get his drugs out of her house it was the same as smoking meth!! I walked her over to our concentrate section and showed her the meth we sold here! She didn't say much after that lol
    It's getting close to harvest season and everyone and their uncle will be coming in with samples of their crops. One of the lines we hear the most is "well I bought the clone here, so why don't you buy my medicine lol or I grow the best and when I smell their hay weed it's pretty funny.
    It's a great job, I really love it but some of the characters that come in here are just too much. It really takes some patience to deal with all their weirdness....
    This is just a small bit of stories that I have....many more to come,it's getting busy here and I'll be back lol
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    #2
    is it safe to do that?

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      #3
      Originally posted by usually View Post
      is it safe to do that?

      usually
      BLACK LIVES MATTER

      galatians 6:7

      The shape it takes could be yours to choose

      What you may win, what you may lose
      Sativa is manna from heaven - BLueGrassToker


      Nobody every told me I found out for myself, you've got to believe in foolish miracles - o. osborne

      Although the masters make the rules
      For the wise men and the fools
      I got nothing, Ma, to live up to - b. Dylan

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        #4
        Lol...the arrogance of some of these amateurs astounds me!

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            #6
            Originally posted by Weird View Post
            usually
            if its work related shouldn't it be always.

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              #7
              Originally posted by usually View Post
              if its work related shouldn't it be always.

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              usually
              BLACK LIVES MATTER

              galatians 6:7

              The shape it takes could be yours to choose

              What you may win, what you may lose
              Sativa is manna from heaven - BLueGrassToker


              Nobody every told me I found out for myself, you've got to believe in foolish miracles - o. osborne

              Although the masters make the rules
              For the wise men and the fools
              I got nothing, Ma, to live up to - b. Dylan

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                #8
                Originally posted by Weird View Post
                usually
                If you setup 2 places and fire people the first time it happens you get always not usually.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by usually View Post
                  If you setup 2 places and fire people the first time it happens you get always not usually.

                  Fire people for what? talking about their day at work.

                  Anyone can start a legal pot business and be an asshole boss.
                  BLACK LIVES MATTER

                  galatians 6:7

                  The shape it takes could be yours to choose

                  What you may win, what you may lose
                  Sativa is manna from heaven - BLueGrassToker


                  Nobody every told me I found out for myself, you've got to believe in foolish miracles - o. osborne

                  Although the masters make the rules
                  For the wise men and the fools
                  I got nothing, Ma, to live up to - b. Dylan

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Weird View Post
                    Fire people for what? talking about their day at work.

                    Anyone can start a legal pot business and be an asshole boss.

                    Yea a lot of people get fired for that.

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                      #11


                      right on Mrs.B!!! been waiting a long time for the novel!

                      And don't bother setting these guys straight, just tell some tales, as long as no names, pictures or locations are divulged you're not breaching any confidentiality.......



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                        #12
                        I'm just stocking up on Frozen Greek Yoghurt and Jaffa Cakes,....in readiness for Mrs B's 'Tales of a Bud Tender'....sounds like a great show..lol
                        'It can all start from a seed'

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                          #13
                          Time to roll a fatty...

                          Ready for some stories..
                          Life is short, Love lasts forever

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by usually View Post
                            Yea a lot of people get fired for that.
                            I'm pretty sure if I don't give out personal info and just talk in general terms it should be ok.

                            Thanks for your concern
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                              #15
                              I can envision this as a movie filmed in the style of Clerks.

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