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    Thanks for turning a negative thread into a positive one, Jaco.
    "Could you be loved?" - unknown philopsopher


      Thanks for thanking me for thanking you for....ah fuck it. Cheers


        Is it too late to post my "We hate on an equal basis" rant?? All this mushy stuff is crashing my buzz.


          Will a senseless Barney killing bring you back around?

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            Perhaps a chuckle or two for you...

            The Onion's articles comment on current events, both real and imagined.
            It parodies traditional newspaper features...

            You Know What's Stupid?
            Everything I Don't Understand

            By Steven Bowman as published in "The Onion" on February 27, 2008

            For far too long I've sat idly by, twiddling my thumbs and respecting the right of others to form thoughts and opinions independent of my own, and I can't take it anymore.
            I've got to speak up about the many things that annoy me or I'm going to go crazy.
            Take these new credit cards with the microchips in them, for instance. Man, those things really get my goat—trying to improve a device that was working perfectly fine as it was. Even worse are those wrappers on CDs that take forever to open.

            But do you know what I hate the most?
            The one thing that makes my blood boil whenever I see it?
            Anything beyond my mental capacity, that's what.

            God, all the people, places, and things I haven't made the least bit of effort to comprehend should just die already.

            Will you look at all this stuff I have neither the intellect nor the maturity level to process? What a load of crap. It's in my face every day, doing lots of things I don't have an immediate desire to do and saying things I can't identify with at this stage in my life. How lame is that? I mean, what kind of pathetic loser would actually enjoy something that's so incredibly not among my personal preferences? Not me, that's for sure.

            Maybe my standards are way too high, but if your like any of the many hundreds upon hundreds of things that are too multifaceted for my attention span, you should just go have your head examined too, weirdo.

            And don't even get me started on any complex and sophisticated notions that one may have that I couldn't possibly wrap my head around. That stuff makes me just want to puke. Just knowing there are people out there who like—actually like—interacting with various concepts that overwhelm my feeble consciousness makes me embarrassed to be an American. I don't like it in our homes, I don't like it in our schools, I don't like it outside of my comfort zone—well, I just plain don't like it. And if that makes me closed-minded, well, then I guess I'll have to dismiss that accusation outright in order to avoid being introspective even for a moment.

            Why, only yesterday I saw a commercial on TV for a new product I have no immediate use for and therefore cannot see any value in. Who's making this worthless junk? Seriously. If I see one more household appliance I am not mature enough to own or operate, I'm going to punch someone. I swear. Sell that to the suckers with the money and inclination to buy it, because I wouldn't take it off your hands if you gave it to me, provided me with a living situation stable enough to house it, and showed me how to use it in a manner that didn't disrupt any of my cripplingly sedentary lifestyle habits.

            Same goes with any TV show, movie, band, solo act, artist, book, burgeoning subculture, celebrity, fashion trend, or religious belief that makes me feel excluded from my peers or otherwise ostracized by the mainstream. That stuff is retarded.

            While I'm at it, I'm sick to death of this growing trend of people who don't share my cultural heritage.
            I don't know how you did things back in that country of yours that I have never took the time to educate myself about, but around here bucko, we dip our fries in ketchup.
            That's the way it's always been by golly, and that's the way it's going to stay until such time as I choose to possibly acknowledge some diversity among the earth's 6.6 billion people.

            If things don't start changing around here, I might have to up and leave this town.
            It's gotten to the point where I can't walk down the street without having some flier thrust into my face, advertising some dumb concert or stupid party or annoying art festival or lame-o primary or any number of other events that no sane person with a crippling fear of the unknown and a wildly underdeveloped imagination would ever want to go to.
            I've never been to any of these social gatherings, but I imagine the scores of people who attend them must be total idiots.

            You know what?
            You geeks go knock yourselves out.
            Have a blast with all your differences in personality and preference.
            Don't worry about me, because I'll be sitting at home alone listening to the same four records I've been listening to since college, laughing at your expense.

            What a bunch of losers.

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            Again, this parody is by Steven Bowman as was published in "The Onion" on February 27, 2008.
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            Welcome one and all,
            Diversity is the one true thing we all have in common.
            Celebrate it every day.

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              Originally posted by Verite
              Will a senseless Barney killing bring you back around?

              AM I A BIGOT IF I HATE BARNEY?????

              Education is usually a key indicator, or is it ignorance?

              If you think things suck now,, those that came befor have worked hard for the changes their labors have wrought.

              The work isn't done, so don't bitch if your not working towards a better place.

              just a couple random thoughts------------

              appears topic wasn't worth the title, -- sometimes good will overcome stupidity, just because.

              Grow on!
              Last edited by RockyMountainHi; 03-21-2008, 08:28.
              People say I'm crazy doing what I'm doing
              Well they give me all kinds of warnings to save me from ruin
              When I say that I'm o.k. well they look at me kind of strange
              Surely you're not happy now you no longer play the game

              People say I'm lazy dreaming my life away
              Well they give me all kinds of advice designed to enlighten me
              When I tell them that I'm doing fine watching shadows on the wall
              Don't you miss the big time boy you're no longer on the ball

              I'm just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round
              I really love to watch them roll
              No longer riding on the merry-go-round
              I just had to let it go.

              John Lennon 10/09/1940 - 12/08/1980


                Well I still did my fries in my ketchup too.....whats....wrong with that?
                'It can all start from a seed'


                  Whats up with them little plastic french fry forks? Do peeps over there really use them?
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