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  • weener
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    Hard to when your eyes dont work when your born. Its called a braille screen and it lets me read with my hands. Thanks for bringing it up.

    Seriously, I was joking

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    Havent seen much ave ya?

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  • weener
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    Originally posted by ben ttech
    its brings up painful memories of the time god checked the worlds colon for polums with a screwdriver made out of christians...
    This might be the funniest thing I have ever seen!

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    i only came in for the curry an a few bhaji's

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  • Guest's Avatar
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    hey cream and sugar over here muhammed.

    dammit boy- pick up the pace.

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    moth, that was funny

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  • ben ttech
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    your right on topic bad!

    its brings up painful memories of the time god checked the worlds colon for polums with a screwdriver made out of christians...

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  • Verite
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    Oh, they'll stone ya if youre a western moron,
    They'll stone ya if you dont read the Koran.

    ... Everybody must get stoned.

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  • Guest's Avatar
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    Good call Indigo.
    But 'cha cant talk politics all the time.. Or u'll loose yer mind..
    On that note, i'm for separation of church and state and school..
    How many peeps would believe this Jesus and/or *insert god here* BS...
    If they wasn't hammering it in yer head while it's still soft.

    Am i on topic here?

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  • moth
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    A Muslim was killed in a car accident. He arrives at the gates of
    heaven. St. Peter says "I'm St. Peter. Welcome to Heaven".

    The Muslim says "Nice to meet you Peter but I'm a Muslim and I want to
    meet Muhammad."

    St. Peter says "Sure no problem. Climb up that ladder behind you and
    you
    will meet Muhammad"

    The Muslim climbs up the ladder, gets to the top and there is Moses.
    Moses says "Hi I'm Moses. Welcome to Heaven".

    The Muslim is very excited - "Moses, its such an honor to meet you.
    But
    like I told St. Peter, I'm a Muslim and I really want to meet
    Muhammad".

    Moses says "No problem. Climb up the ladder behind you and you will
    meet
    Muhammad.

    The Muslim climbs up the ladder, gets to the top, he can't see
    anything
    but bright light. He sees this figure before him and asks "Who are
    you?"

    The figure responds - "I am God. Nice to meet you. Welcome to Heaven".
    God walks over and shakes his hand.

    The Muslim is stunned - he can hardly speak. He says to God "Sir, it
    is
    such an honor to meet you - I can't believe it - this place is great.
    But I'm a Muslim and, no disrespect intended, but I really want to
    meet
    Muhammad."

    God says "Ohh.. You're here to see Muhammad. I see. No problem. Have a
    seat. Get comfortable. Can I get you some coffee or something to eat?"

    The Muslim says "I would love a cup of coffee"

    God yells into the kitchen.. "Hey Muhammad. 2 coffee

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  • Guest's Avatar
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    Naaa boiii. Keep em coming.. The Mohamedi jokes mang..
    If u cant make fun of major religions.. What else is there?

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  • Verite
    started a topic It Smells Like Curry In Here

    It Smells Like Curry In Here

    Wheres some good ol Willie BioDiesel when you need it?


    But just to be on the safe side I think I will avoid any muhammed jokes for a bit.
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