IC Mag Self Defence Club

[desant]

I am not saying I know these things you are saying are false (because what do I know really?), but until you show people your 2 foot dick I think there will be skeptics.....

You have to take into consideration planetary business and mission...

Surely i would love to meet up with my psychic buddies, unwrap transducers, park my space ship at heathrow etc, have amazing sex with 2 foot dick... that is yet to come ... everything is on hold now... there is a "divine plan" , a mission we came to fulfil FIRST... unwrap these presents and grow dick/tits SECOND...

Soon...

 

[sackoweed]

Ok man i am poooped i just got back from fighting Anderson silva, fedor emiliananko, georges st pierre and bj penn along with that big fucker brock lesnar all at the same time.. wow what a fight that was.. i won a new space ship same model as george jetson's... Dood all this and the way it is written put down the book.. Go actually take some self defense classes and go into combat, point fighting, sub grappling jiu jits whatever you feel.. But you ARE way out there.. maybe my business in the 2D is fuxored or something idk.. But i will keep my eye on this thread and continue to be entertained and laugh.. the wife outta get a kick outta this.. peace n puffs..

EDIT: ima go back to a past life and fight rocky marciano and kick the ever living shit outta him
ps i am really not trying to be mean.. so sorry if ya thought.. hehe.. Maybe lay off the cat tranqs

sackO

 

[Trillion]

So all this for a few inches on your penis? There are pills advertised on youporn that could probably save you a whole bunch of time on that one lool

So what exactly are you? Let me guess a scientologist? No... that's not it, maybe a lizard man or the red power ranger.... I've got it you're a character from Dragonball with your double gravity training planets and astral fights, must be!

Really though you sound like a schizophrenic, delusions of grandeur is a classic sign, summoning Stalin pmsl
If you are a schizophrenic I'm sorry to laugh, it does sound like it may be possible if you are being serious, either way take care mate.

 

[desant]

Hmmmm, i wouldnt say i was schizo...

My spirit is very strong... but my mental, physical and etheric/energy bodies are all capped... long story ... psychic attacks, implants etc etc


Anu, Enoch, Abraham, Christ, Mary, daughter Sara, Ante Chirst, Anunaki, Demons, Aliens, elemental spirits, Gaia, Eris, angels, "demi gods" etc etc etc...

Q. What do they ^^^ all have in common?
A. They are all different souls, incarnated in same human bodies, but theyre are all different, ei not all people are the same that is what im trying to say, get it? These ^^^ are what called "Multi Dimensional" beings. Who carry extra human, extra dimensional intelligence and psychic abilities.

 

[desant]

"delusions of grandeur"

yea they said the same about Jesus when he was around.... but yea 98% of "grandeur" cases of are bogus, i would say

 

[trouble]

You have to take into consideration planetary business and mission...

Surely i would love to meet up with my psychic buddies, unwrap transducers, park my space ship at heathrow etc, have amazing sex with 2 foot dick... that is yet to come ... everything is on hold now... there is a "divine plan" , a mission we came to fulfil FIRST... unwrap these presents and grow dick/tits SECOND...

Soon...

Special K, I thought the "Mother-Ship" came to pick you up?


How are you receiving internet service 1000's of light-years away in space?

 

[sackoweed]

I would hate to crash out at your house... what do you do for fun? sacrifice neighbors animals? So what top secret self defense moves are you going to teach us? how to levitate and poke the eyes out from 150 feet away from the criminal? Or maybe sweep the leg? ohh i got it go into fetal position and the criminal will think your dead and wont attack you... good stuff and you wanted to charge money LMFAO!!! i think you know your a lil loose in the brain and need $$$ for therapy... peace n puffs..

sackO

 

[Bionic]

"delusions of grandeur"

yea they said the same about Jesus when he was around....

 

[sackoweed]

Surely i would love to meet up with my psychic buddies, unwrap transducers, have amazing sex with 2 foot dick... that is yet to come ...
Soon...

Ok, You are a man yes? and the above statement did i read right? You want to have sex with a 2 foot dick? Then grow tits? which i deleted out, but dood? You are i think more fucked up than Mcyummin... At least his BS is with a human and in the here and now... My wife said you too need some poosy... peace n puffs..

sackO

 

[johnnyla]

glad i skimmed