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    So much for MTF... 36%THC!!!!!!!

    I remember a time when the elusive Alaskan Matanuska Thunderfuck was the holy grail of strains. With a purported 32% thc content, it was supposedly the strongest shit ever. But it was as good as a ghost. Even if you could find clones, be prepared to shell out $100 per.

    Well now... i still never got MTF, even to smoke. But today i have something special... its called golden lemmons, yes with 2 "m"s. Tested by SClabs, it has a heart pounding 35.9% thc!


    Thats right people, 35.9% i just cant believe it. I got an eight of the top 3, and have only smoke the golden state banana. Over 30% and my head is a little bit twisty right now... lets be honest though, i warmed up with a dab of The White crumble... off the smoke the golden lemons now... ill be back...
    Check out my current grow:
    https://www.icmag.com/ic/showthread.php?t=334927

    A simple yet controversial experiment:
    https://www.icmag.com/ic/showthread.php?t=342572

    #2
    I'm calling bullshit those numbers. Not saying your bullshiting but someone up that chain of information I am almost certain is.

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      #3
      Cal, do a google search for c.h.a.i. ...
      Check out my current grow:
      https://www.icmag.com/ic/showthread.php?t=334927

      A simple yet controversial experiment:
      https://www.icmag.com/ic/showthread.php?t=342572

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        #4
        I find it incredibly hard to believe that 35% of any plants weight is THC. Just doesn't make a lot of sense...I'm with Cal on this.
        When you're dead....you don't know you're dead. It's only difficult for others. It's the same when you're stupid.

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          #5
          most likely cannabinoid content, not just thc. plants with 20% thc can be more potent then 25%…..a lot to do with terps.

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            #6
            I dont understand why it's so hard to believe... everyone believed that MTF was 32%... and i think for a lot of growers, 32% was the goal number to shoot for. Once someone achieves a certain number, thats where the bar is...

            And by the way, the smoke was incredible, 36% or not! It had an earthy lemon flavor, not in your face like lemon durban. And as i had previously said, i was not sober going in. In fact i am never sober, i stay as high as ossicones. Anyways, within 10 seconds of my first toke i was hit in the face with a soft sledge hammer, like a heavy pillow, lets call it a sledge-pillow. After this my vision seemed to be disconnected with feeling somehow. Like me consciousness was no longer attached to my body, but i could still control it...

            Moral of the story is: Even though i had just dabbed The White and smoked a fatty of Golden State Bananas, Golden lemmons, no matter the disputed thc content, was the one that really got me faded like a black t-shirt. And i smoke all day long!
            Check out my current grow:
            https://www.icmag.com/ic/showthread.php?t=334927

            A simple yet controversial experiment:
            https://www.icmag.com/ic/showthread.php?t=342572

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              #7
              Baker,

              If you look at everysyrain tested on that list it looks like they added a good 10-15% to every single strain.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Californee View Post
                Baker,

                If you look at everysyrain tested on that list it looks like they added a good 10-15% to every single strain.
                A 29% SSH?

                That head grower must be the best period...

                I'm calling troll

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                  #9
                  Snake oil to boost the grower ego.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Teh_Baker View Post
                    I remember a time when the elusive Alaskan Matanuska Thunderfuck was the holy grail of strains. With a purported 32% thc content, it was supposedly the strongest shit ever. But it was as good as a ghost. Even if you could find clones, be prepared to shell out $100 per.

                    Well now... i still never got MTF, even to smoke. But today i have something special... its called golden lemmons, yes with 2 "m"s. Tested by SClabs, it has a heart pounding 35.9% thc!
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                    Thats right people, 35.9% i just cant believe it. I got an eight of the top 3, and have only smoke the golden state banana. Over 30% and my head is a little bit twisty right now... lets be honest though, i warmed up with a dab of The White crumble... off the smoke the golden lemons now... ill be back...
                    Why are all the different strains posted in colours i dont think labs do that for test results. Kind of silly.

                    MTF is a myth i talked to a dude who has lived in that area for 40 years and said people in the area started passing around the myth of some amazing cut that didnt even exsist. Its elusive because its not real dont feel bad you didnt have something thats nonsense. Lol idk how a cut thats not real hit 32%

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                      #11
                      Does no one know that in certain states the testing rules for potency are so lax that you can have an allowable 5-15% difference. That means if your strain is really 11% they can say it's 26% surprise! It says so right on the damn package.

                      If you don't go to a real lab to get it tested like Steep Hill or another. Most of the time test results are BS like the ones posted above from BSlabs. I've walked into some shops that are selling 35% strains and I laugh and walk out.

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                        #12
                        Clubs can't even be honest about the strain they sell you..That's why there's Platinum this, and Monster that, but really it's just cookies or J-Herer. They just want you to think they have something exclusive... Give it a smell, feel how it breaks down and go by that. All those numbers they throw at you are BS!

                        Super Silver Haze and OG Kush used to test around 20% consistently, and now they are 30% strains!? Puuuh-Leeez! There's a car shop down the way that will let your ride pass smog guaranteed for an extra fee too..

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                          #13
                          Let me know when they hit 40%. That is my magic number.

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                            #14
                            I've seen 37.5% claims from WA. Here's a pic



                            I believe it comes down to testing standards. I have piles of results in front of me and the calculations still don't make sense. It should be straightforward thc+thca cbd+cbda but it isn't. And when you think it's total cannabinoids, whip out the Calc and the numbers don't match... Of course Im in AZ so the labs are more paranoid Im a cop than actually transparent with their methodology.

                            Kinda like a drug urine test, everyone has cannabinoid levels. The threshold value is arbitrary, just some random number they decide on. Different at each lab.

                            Anyway, the highest I've been was surely off some >10%thc, with a natural mixture of cannabinoids, and combined terpenes forming new substances altogether... But the strongest, most potent microgram for microgram has been a Starkiller from seed,sadly no test because I wasn't expecting much (had zero taste/smell)
                            Last edited by Drewsif; 07-23-2017, 01:43.
                            For the last time, I'm pretty sure what's killing the crops is this Brawndo stuff.

                            "But Brawndo's got what plants crave."

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by fatalxerror View Post
                              Does no one know that in certain states the testing rules for potency are so lax that you can have an allowable 5-15% difference. That means if your strain is really 11% they can say it's 26% surprise! It says so right on the damn package.

                              If you don't go to a real lab to get it tested like Steep Hill or another. Most of the time test results are BS like the ones posted above from BSlabs. I've walked into some shops that are selling 35% strains and I laugh and walk out.
                              That would mean 11% +/- 15% of that rating=9.35-12.66%, its a 15% margin, not just piling 15%thc on top. Of cours they test the best tops which could be a dissected pile of keef for all we know, and sell wet untrimmed larf with the same rating attached. Its almost as pointless as mold testing. Whats in the bag isn't tested, the tested gram could've been the only clean gram in the room. And again like the piss test, the mold test is arbitrary. All weed tests positive for mold, they just pick a limit. Different in each lab.

                              35% seems unreal, they are testing full resin weight, waxes and everything, must be.

                              This is some of the weakest hitting bud I've had tested, going by the old tried and true 'smoke it' testing method.. Anywhere from 22 to 29% depending on how you wanna advertise it. But it hit like straight up reggie though! Thc ratings mean NOTHING.. I won't pay for cannabinoid tests anymore... I haven't been able to derive any useful info from them, when 17% hits better than 29% most the time. Probably not paying for terp tests again either, they don't even test for the ones Im interested in revealing. The terp profile is unappealingly low and the buzz is bad. I didnt need a lab result for that...

                              Just hard to believe this failed grow could be passed off as top shelf because of some number.. You could've been told it was from Mexico and you'd complain...
                              Last edited by Drewsif; 07-23-2017, 02:27.
                              For the last time, I'm pretty sure what's killing the crops is this Brawndo stuff.

                              "But Brawndo's got what plants crave."

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