Please do not operate cannabis business in Missoula

[ChemDgMillionre]

I just gotta say... I own three business, and I can smell success all over this guy!

Oh wait, that’s not success I’m smelling.....

 

[EvergreenState]

Who in the fuck wants to go to Missoula Montana? Don't worry pal, it's all yours.
You're a real nowhere man
Living in his nowhere land
Making all his nowhere plans
For nobody

 

[Jellyfish]

EPIC THREAD FAIL!!!

 

[Stickybred420]

well I got 4.7 million and im opening up across the street from ya. so don't bother.

 

[cryptop]

You will go broke very quickly if you buy "every new piece of equipment" and only have under $5million of capital.


Random question for Montanans, is Apogee Gardens high quality? They seem to have a stranglehold on the industry from when I looked at it.

 

[ChemDgMillionre]

Best part about this thread is the fact that we can visit this guy & shake his hand. Tehehehe, I’ll drive to Missoula just to fuck with this guy <3

But seriously tho OP, will you please go to the dance with me?

 

[Payaso]

Hilarious! Create an account here to threaten any future competition.

There are no ethics in the cannabiz that is monopolizing a gift from nature.

I am sure he will be successful with his strong arm mafioso tactics, for awhile, until the next one comes along and swats this one down, becoming a never-ending cycle like ouroboros eating it's own tail.

 

[bigtacofarmer]

I told my wife about this thread. She says are you sure he is not just joking. I had to break it to her that people with their head all the way in their own ass are actually quite common. And seemingly trying to take over.

Just a friendly reminder to start selecting your males for breeding good ole rope dope and ditch weed near your nearest asshats garden.

 

[PDX Dopesmoker]

 

[mayorofthdesert]

your attitude is what's wrong with the new legal pot situation. if I lived in montana and read your drivel here i'd not only not shop at your place, i'd tell everyone i know to avoid your store as well. you aren't helping your cause by being a royal douche here. bottom line you're a fucking idiot & i hope you fail miserably. i suspect you will.

 

[Jellyfish]

It's like the first Trailer Park Boys episode when Cyrus tried to take over the trailer park.

 

[Jellyfish]

Tehehehe, I’ll drive to Missoula just to fuck with this guy <3

But seriously tho OP, will you please go to the dance with me?

LOL!

 

[antheis]

this is practice writing for the onion.
how you gonna make a troll account just to rile up some stoners?
you're not. even if this is serious (which i highly doubt) it will only be received as satire.
i will give you an A+ for the laughs i got - roughly 4.7 million of them for those keeping score at home.

 

[Samson4]

Oh please be real so the members here can down rate your locations on the basis of poor management. I'd love to leave a nice 1 star review as soon as I see 3 new locations in the area.

Also, in this fiction. How does the antagonist amass 4.6 million after scraping by as a closet grower?

 

[Gry]

Am left wanting to split the difference between twisted humor and a classic ratfuck.
Some kind of writing course would make sense though.

 

[Trich_Tyson]

Snitch

 

[antheis]

Snitch

shots fired!

 

[Stickybred420]

bamboozled!

 

[noyd666]

 

[MJPassion]

You are aware that monopolies are illegl... right?

Unless your the police or governing entity.