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    #46
    ... yes it would
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      #47
      Originally posted by Splatoid View Post
      So what did you do with your real dick. You had too dicks?
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        #48
        I used to beat drug tests with a lot of Cranberry Juice and a lot of water. Worked Great

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          #49
          fake pee works
          also this:
          https://www.gnc.com/cleansing-detox/...-detox#start=1

          I passed with the drink. Basically all the drinks just water your pee down. You just need some creatine as they test for that to determine if your pee is too watery. The above has creatine in it

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            #50
            It really depends, THC metabolizes to thc-caboxylic acid, and testing for this is extremely accurate but thankfully not performed often, generally as a followup confirmatory test.

            Testing for this metabolite will tell them if you used a single time within the previous week or be able to tell if use is chronic and habitual.

            Passing the kit test obviously much easier.

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              #51
              Anyone ever have one of those mouth swab tests?

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                #52
                Originally posted by JustSumTomatoes View Post
                Anyone ever have one of those mouth swab tests?
                yes I did and passed with flying colours don't know how just smoked a a fatty 10 minutes before hand

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                  #53
                  Originally posted by bilko View Post
                  yes I did and passed with flying colours don't know how just smoked a a fatty 10 minutes before hand
                  With mine I had smoked a few days beforehand. They told me to rub it on the inside of my cheek so I just pretended to. Worked out great and I got the job.

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                    #54
                    Originally posted by GodSaveTheTsar View Post
                    HI Y'ALL! CRAZY BITCH HERE!

                    I begin training for work tomorrow, so I passed. For posterity, here is a little more information on what I did:
                    -Day one: lots of water
                    -Day two: lots of Powerade & water
                    -Day three: lots of water, Powerade+SureJell before bed
                    -Day four: lots of water, Aloe Vera drink, Powerade+SureJell before bed
                    -Day five: Woke up to Powerade+SureJell, Drank Creatine & Aloe Vera, drank Powerade + SureJell an hour before the test.

                    *I chose Powerade instead of the recommended Gatorade because Powerade has more vitamins*

                    This is the main website that guided me, though there were many: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.mar...ull-review/amp

                    Hopefully this helps someone in the future. Keep in mind that just because this worked for me, doesn't mean it will work for you.

                    Good to hear you passed. I think you would find the diluting the urine through lots of water and drinking creatine are the elements that got you through with flying colours.


                    As a tip, and I don't know what the situation is in your locale, you can purchase masking agents through hydroponic stores et al in a few countries. Basically though these likely are just creatine, urea and vitamin B complexes. When they run the lab analysis on a urine test they test for it being diluted. This test basically can be masked/beaten simply through drinking creatine (if creatinine - Creatinine is a breakdown product of creatine - levels are too low during the drug test due to the diluting your urine with loads of water this is a red flag that you have been up to something, and most of the time the person administering the test will label the result as inconclusive -which is the same as failing. This is because your kidneys will naturally pass some levels of creatinine) and urea (yeah sounds nasty but you only need a little). Urea is naturally present in urine so again you're really masking that you have drunk loads of water to fool the test. The vitamin Bs are simply to give the piss some colour.

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                      #55
                      I read story from vice interview of prison inmates.
                      They would keep bleach on hand. When they heard gaurds were going to piss test them, they would stick their fingers in bleach till it was their turn. Then piss on tips of fingers into cup. They say it works as long as long as u don't make it obvious while peeing on fingers
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                        #56
                        Originally posted by CannaRed View Post
                        I read story from vice interview of prison inmates.
                        They would keep bleach on hand. When they heard gaurds were going to piss test them, they would stick their fingers in bleach till it was their turn. Then piss on tips of fingers into cup. They say it works as long as long as u don't make it obvious while peeing on fingers
                        much interest with this
                        i created a thread some time ago asking if this might work
                        no responses at the time, seems the idea may have some merit
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                          #57
                          Had to take a saliva test several months ago...was clean, and guess the narcotic I take for chronic pain didn't register. Weird they make you work up saliva to spit into large sponge, then it goes into container, shaken for immediate results.

                          Found a lot of citrus water and take a Vit B before the test to show color of urine if urine is clear due yo dilution from large intake of water.
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                            #58
                            Originally posted by JustSumTomatoes View Post
                            Anyone ever have one of those mouth swab tests?
                            I have not. But Mitch S and Adam Dunn said on several episodes of ADS that 3% hydrogen peroxide will beat any saliva swab test for cannabinoids. This was when Mitch was still on the show so it was a few years ago. There might be a test for peroxide now.
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                              #59
                              Originally posted by CannaRed View Post
                              I have not. But Mitch S and Adam Dunn said on several episodes of ADS that 3% hydrogen peroxide will beat any saliva swab test for cannabinoids. This was when Mitch was still on the show so it was a few years ago. There might be a test for peroxide now.
                              Cool, never heard of that method before. I guess if you were questioned on the peroxide you could say you use it for oral health or something like that. I've had several surgeries on my mouth and have used it before to keep things clean.

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                                #60
                                Originally posted by JustSumTomatoes View Post
                                Cool, never heard of that method before. I guess if you were questioned on the peroxide you could say you use it for oral health or something like that. I've had several surgeries on my mouth and have used it before to keep things clean.
                                There are several whitening mouthwashes with peroxide as active ingredient.
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