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    #16
    Should you have a problem finding clean pee, apple juice works fine.
    That which matters most

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      #17
      Does anyone have any experience with "Sure Jell" (or whatever) to pass a drug test?

      That's in my budget lmao
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        #18
        Get synthetic

        Life's most persistent and urgent question is, "What are you doing for others?"
        - Martin Luther King Jr.

        People seldom do what they believe in. They do what is convenient, then repent.
        - Bob Dylan

        Be good and you will be lonely.
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          #19
          Originally posted by mean mr.mustard View Post
          Get synthetic

          Substitute with synthetic urine is your best bet short of being clean for 28+ days.

          Good luck, hope it works out for you.

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            #20
            I would need at least 28 weeks....
            Life's most persistent and urgent question is, "What are you doing for others?"
            - Martin Luther King Jr.

            People seldom do what they believe in. They do what is convenient, then repent.
            - Bob Dylan

            Be good and you will be lonely.
            - Mark Twain

            How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.
            - Anne Frank

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              #21
              Originally posted by GodSaveTheTsar View Post
              Does anyone have any experience with "Sure Jell" (or whatever) to pass a drug test?

              That's in my budget lmao
              personal experience no
              however, have seen some posts to the positive on it
              one in particular i recall posted pics of the home test being dirty at the start
              and changed to negative, and they passed
              and don't make the problem worse
              they may not be even be looking for weed, just the other things
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                #22
                Originally posted by igrowone View Post
                personal experience no
                however, have seen some posts to the positive on it
                one in particular i recall posted pics of the home test being dirty at the start
                and changed to negative, and they passed
                and don't make the problem worse
                they may not be even be looking for weed, just the other things
                Thank you. If I could give you 10 thumbs up for your reply, I would!!

                Yes, I'm trying not to make the problem worse. I haven't been smoked since Wednesday & doing everything I can to cleanse my system *on a budget lol*

                That's also what I'm telling myself--that are tons of other narcotics they are testing for...so hopefully a little THC (which I'm trying to hide) won't ruin this for me.

                :Angelshug: thanks again
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                  #23
                  HI Y'ALL, CRAZY BITCH HERE!!!

                  I just got some liquid "Certo"...it's crazy because it actually tastes kinda good? I decided to mix a Powerade bottle a day early to make sure it dissolves...then I got curious about the taste.

                  I was going to start drinking it tomorrow, but since it tastes so good, I might buy an extra pack and start drinking it now.

                  Hopefully that'll ensure the THC binds to my excrement instead of my urine.

                  If anyone has any other advice, lemme know!! I'll be sure to let y'all know if I pass the drug test.

                  I wanna smoke so bad right now, it's depressing. My head is killing me.

                  CRAZY BITCH OUT, Y'ALL!!!
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                    #24
                    so you get tested tomorrow?
                    when do you get the results?
                    wish you the best bitch

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                      #25
                      It's probably a 12 Panel Drug Test
                      Urine Test for Cocaine / Marijuana / Opiates / Amphetamines (Adderall) / Methamphetamines / Phencyclidine / Benzodiazepines / Barbiturates / Methadone / Oxycodone (OxyContin/Vicodin) / Ecstasy / Propoxyphene, and THC can be masked, but depends on the sensitivity of the test.

                      Drink lots of water, esp before the test, take a vitamin B for urine color. Citrus water helps to dilute, so I've heard.
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                        #26
                        the sure gel thing is a myth. it works sometimes because of the large amounts of water you are supposed to drink with it.

                        unless its an instant read test they will test for creatinine levels and know its dilute. my urine is almost always dilute. have failed many drug tests because of it.

                        even if im clean i usually cheat for that reason. just get someone to pee in a cup for you. put it in a condom and put it inside you an hr before the test. when you get there, just prick the condom with a bobby pin and put it in the cup (the urine not the condom lol). also make sure the person who is giving you the pee is clean this includes perscription meds.
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                          #27
                          The joys of being old enough not to give a fuck.

                          The last time I took a pee test - "You came back positive for THC."

                          Me - "So what?"
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                            #28
                            Originally posted by thatonedude View Post
                            the sure gel thing is a myth. it works sometimes because of the large amounts of water you are supposed to drink with it.

                            unless its an instant read test they will test for creatinine levels and know its dilute. my urine is almost always dilute. have failed many drug tests because of it.

                            ...
                            i'm on the fence on this one
                            hoping the OP gets a good result
                            as i understand it, it's got gelatin in it, which does have a good amount of protein
                            which could help with the dilution issue

                            edit: whoops, mistake on the gelatin, not gelatin it's pectin, so prior thought doesn't add up
                            but does have its fans and testimonials
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                              #29
                              Hello, everyone!! Just took the test. They said "no news is good news" so if I don't hear anything in 48hrs then I passed.

                              My sample *felt* clean but who knows. If this works then I spent less than $25 to pass.

                              I will keep y'all posted. Much love, ICMag Fam!!!
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                                #30
                                Well a bit late, but synthetic works. I used the quick fix brand from a licensed distributor (head shop).

                                Good luck to you!

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