Police Officer Caught Masturbating on Video While on Duty

RetroGrow · Apr 13, 2012

And that's why we call them piggies.....
This one had to be really hard up.

"A police sergeant in Santa Fe, New Mexico is in a bad situation after a video caught him masturbating while he was on duty. The video has recently been released and it was filmed by the dashboard camera of the officer’s cruiser. The video released to the media does not show the inside of the cruiser but has audio that is quite steamy. The officer in question is Sgt. Mike Eiskant."

You gotta love it when cops are exposed for who they really are.

http://www.jdjournal.com/2012/04/12/police-officer-caught-masturbating-on-video-while-on-duty/

BurrZurrKurr · Apr 13, 2012

Just polishing his weapon. He'll get suspended - with pay.

Luv-U-Long-Time · Apr 13, 2012

Dude sounds like he was a creeper long before being a cop,helluva screening process that have down there at headquarters.

Mr.Demeter · Apr 13, 2012

Haha, Karma! I'm sure that guy had this coming to em'.

Opus53 · Apr 13, 2012

what a wanker :laughing:

rives · Apr 13, 2012

The shit at the end of that article is way weirder than him playing pocket pool.

walt cunningham · Apr 13, 2012

i wonder if he will try the always popular " i didn't know i was not allowed to do that" defense

resinryder · Apr 13, 2012

Real pig in a poke.

huligun · Apr 13, 2012

If he was desperate for sex he should have just pulled over some hot chick like that other cop in NM did (on video)

whodare · Apr 13, 2012

i dont like piggies

but who hasn't adjusted the antenna while driving?

longearedfriend · Apr 13, 2012

LOL ^^

Adjusting it is one thing, rubbing it is another

I would be embarassed

trichrider · Apr 13, 2012

ain't easy shaking down a hooker in Sante Fe.

Stoner4Life · Apr 13, 2012

I'm gonna pass on watching or listening to that video based on general principles but this might be a good time for a cop joke.......

How does a DEA agent go fishing?

he catches one fish and then he beats
the shit out of it until it tells him where
all the other fish are.

TripleDraw27 · Apr 13, 2012

whodare said:
i dont like piggies

but who hasn't adjusted the antenna while driving?

To hard to maintain a certain speed, to much gas pedal variation going on.

whodare · Apr 13, 2012

TripleDraw27 said:
To hard to maintain a certain speed, to much gas pedal variation going on.

man thats what cruise control is for lol

TripleDraw27 · Apr 13, 2012

whodare said:
man thats what cruise control is for lol

never thought of that, ok MOVING ALONG NOW. haha

Superstone · Apr 13, 2012

BurrZurrKurr said:
Just polishing his weapon. He'll get suspended - with pay.

Hope he gets suspended without pay for his "gun-cleaning accident"! :jerkit:

Imagine what he does to a dozen donuts.

Stoner4Life · Apr 13, 2012

I'd be willing to bet that the next time this guy sticks his hand out for someone to shake it they give that hand a hesitant curious look first.

and speaking of doughnuts, I can imagine all the other little piggies thinking, "fuck, he handed me a doughnut last week."

Nog Onsigbare · Apr 13, 2012

ain't easy shaking down a hooker in Sante Fe.

Good to know they have some self respect.

ChaosCatalunya · Apr 13, 2012

Stoner4Life said:
I'd be willing to bet that the next time this guy sticks his hand out for someone to shake it they give that hand a hesitant curious look first.

and speaking of doughnuts, I can imagine all the other little piggies thinking, "fuck, he handed me a doughnut last week."

You really should read "Filth" by Irvine Welsh [trainspotting] ... unforgettable...

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