You and your sexy Abs!

[med_breeder]

If there was $1,000,000USD on the line,
what kind of shape could you get your body in 365 days from today?

 

[Guest]

I could be able to see my feet in one year with that kind of dough.

 

[zeeba amoeba]

I could be able to see my feet in one year with that kind of dough.

For that kind of action, I'd eat salad and drink protein shakes for breakfast, lunch and dinner; jog 5 miles and do 500 sit-ups every day.

But I'd have to see the money first and know for sure it was going to come to me.

 

[luaith]

why does money have to be involved..
get off your lazy asses and ride a bike..
stop consuming fast food and sodas....you'll be surprised at the results.

 

[Guest]

a bike? with pedals?

no fast food or sodas for me, and Im still fat

 

[luaith]

yes pedals poopsie...

i guess in your case it must be a glandular propblem...

 

[Guest]

old age and good beer

 

[JJScorpio]

I'd rather ride my babymomma.

 

[Guest]

 

[zeeba amoeba]

why does money have to be involved..
get off your lazy asses and ride a bike..
stop consuming fast food and sodas....you'll be surprised at the results.

I actually used ta do dat kinda ting. But then I lost my jogging buddies and it gets kinda boring jogging all alone with nobody to talk to. Add a couple back injuries that keep you out of the game for weeks at a time and pretty soon you ain't jogging anymore.

I guess the best jogging experience I had was back when I met this really beautiful lady just one year older than me in the park. She had a musical voice like an angel, soft and cheerful. When she was around, something changed inside me, and I could go on and on for miles, until she finally got tired and left. It was just fun and exciting being around her. Then of course I made the mistake of wanting to take our friendship to the next level. She was receptive or flattered at first, and we even went out on semi-dates a couple of times.

When she got rid of me in a particularly unpleasant way, it made things weird between us, so the result was no more good jogs thru the park. In fact that park was/is haunted with bad memories. Moral of the story was, I wish I had just enjoyed the companionship.

 

[luaith]

meeh...jogging seems boring to me...but thats me.
i ride 5-20 miles a day on my mountain bike.on and off road.
sometimes i burn more calories then i take in...so i hear ya poopsie on the good beer...fat tire is good.
pork chop in every bottle.

 

[B.C.]

I think it's funny when skinny people whom are that way from gentics ( but think they're doin somethin right cuz they're skinny ) tell fat people whom are that way cuz of -their- gentics, what ta do cuz they're fat, and obviously doin somethin wrong! LOL! It's like tellin a bald guy he's doin somethin wrong cuz he has no hair! Or tellin someone they're stupid cuz they don't have an IQ of 300. LOL! So you stupid, fat, bald people better get busy and start learnin, losin weight, and growing hair or you shall be judged by "me" Mr. Perfect! LOL! Purdy funny huh? BC

 

[Classyathome]

damn - 1 year, 1 million $$$.

I could be one nasty lookin' firehydrant in that kinda time.

I'm 5'9" 200lbs now, not alot of fat.

For that kinda coin I'd look like Franco Colombo...

Then spend the next 40 yrs turnin' all that muscle back into pot fueled fat cells...

 

[Guest]

I've spent years perfecting my pot beer belly, it's big, hairy and keeps my pants from riding up my crack. I like it.

 

[luaith]

So you stupid, fat, bald people better get busy and start learnin, losin weight, and growing hair or you shall be judged by "me" Mr. Perfect! LOL! Purdy funny huh? BC

you got that right pal...

 

[B.C.]

lol

lol

I'm glad you thought it was funny too!

 

[Sheriff Bart]

lol its one thousand not one million
theres a comma, then a period not another comma lol
i wouldnt do shit for 1000
:lol:

 

[GET MO]

I try but am not consistent enough. for a million bucks ill build my body up like the govenator, and have my skin tight as mother marry's cuuchy before Jesus.

 

[BiG H3rB Tr3E]

I think it's funny when skinny people whom are that way from gentics ( but think they're doin somethin right cuz they're skinny ) tell fat people whom are that way cuz of -their- gentics, what ta do cuz they're fat, and obviously doin somethin wrong! LOL! It's like tellin a bald guy he's doin somethin wrong cuz he has no hair! Or tellin someone they're stupid cuz they don't have an IQ of 300. LOL! So you stupid, fat, bald people better get busy and start learnin, losin weight, and growing hair or you shall be judged by "me" Mr. Perfect! LOL! Purdy funny huh? BC

heh. i used to know this reeaal skinny cat in my college days.. he had philipino blood and crazy metabolism..he used to always talk shit on fat people for eating fast food,, even though he ate out at least once or twice a day and never exerecised...on top of taht the guy would put away more food than me and my other boy combined (and hes over 300+lbs)/// the guys mom was the same way..she was actauly from the phillipenes and i guess food is scare over there caus when we ate dinner with her she ate like cellmates do in prison.. funy shit.. but like guy said .. some people will always be skinny -- some will always be fat-- and some are just lazy...

 

[GET MO]

My girls like that, she can eat for days and stays skinny no matter what, she's been trying to gain wait with no success. meanwhile I got an alcogut and cannot get rid of it.