If I had a time machine Id travel back to the time of dinosours and try to find a real early sativa and a real early indica, collect lots of seeds, then come back to this time and grow um out, smoke um and see how high I get...
visit myself at 13, and impart a bit 'o wisdom
then i would find out wht really happened with that jesus guy
prolly burn one with him too, if my geuss is right
well actually a time machine can only go forward threw time, and back to the time that you created it, so you would have to got to the future and find someone that invented one in the time you want to travel back to and they would have to be in the future with you , and if you could go back in time then you wouldnt be here now , you would be there as time is the last and final diminsion, and everyone in the history of time is living in the moment right now, even people in the past and the future you live in the moment until you die then who knows what happens
I would print out some winning lotto numbers, along with hot stock picks and give myself the list at around the age of 16 or so.
With all the money, Id start my own pharmaceutical company that actually wants to help people and spend the rest of my days getting high and helping my fam live life to the fullest.
i would go back to when they buried jesus (providing he did, in fact, exist), camp out in front of his tomb for 3 days, then come back and report the shenanigans.
i would go back in time and smoke with bob marley , walk through fields of lambsbread , if i had a time machine all the time , i would grow my weed in 5000bc and bring it to now , there are so many paradoxs to consider lol .
i would take a picture of the poor guys that built the pyramids, for the worlds sake lol ...
and keep going back till i find the true birth place of cannabis , and smoke it to see what the smell and flavour was and see how much it has change or whether any modern weed taste like the og first weed ...
take acid with jimi hendrix...
go to last week and buy a lotto ticket.
patent fake titties.
take that one girl home from the beach instead of going with my buddies
oh, and my favorite....
take a bunch of ak47s to the knights of the round table and show em how cool i am cuz i got a weapon that will stop thier whole army. HEHE. kinda been a dream of mine since i was a kid.